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**Fablonbiffchitthe1st** · 03-02-2012, 16:41

Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

Well said Mike Nattrass. This country has gone to the lesbians.

Welll if it has gone to the lesbians I volunteer for rugmunching duties.

**slipperman** · 03-02-2012, 17:08

Originally Posted by LancePrivateJones

Except on the Tory benches maybe.

Thread derailment alert: LPJ, I normally concur with your posts, but this has got to be a wind-up? The one and only thing that Labour has over the Coalition is that it has a marginally higher % of reasonably looking totty on its back benches. Shit policies though.

**slipperman** · 03-02-2012, 17:09

Originally Posted by Fablonbiffchitthe1st

Welll if it has gone to the lesbians I volunteer for rugmunching duties.

Admirable. Taking a hit for the team.

**dingerr** · 03-02-2012, 17:21

I don't know why you are all complaining, I personally am glad that someone has seen sense to clean up the spin and lies of Westminster.

Nothing in Westminster could be described as Top Totty!

And before anyone mentions Sally Berkcow, she only drinks shots of 'gobby bitch'.

**Murphy_Slaw** · 03-02-2012, 17:31

I can only hope that the makers of Top Totty beer make a shed load of money in increased sales due to the publicity. Maybe with the extra cash they can produce a beer called Top Munter and have a picture of Kate Green in a sack on the beer pump plate.

**LancePrivateJones** · 03-02-2012, 17:49

Originally Posted by slipperman

Thread derailment alert: LPJ, I normally concur with your posts, but this has got to be a wind-up? The one and only thing that Labour has over the Coalition is that it has a marginally higher % of reasonably looking totty on its back benches. Shit policies though.

Agreed, I was thinking back to the halcyon days of the fragrant Virginia Bottomley et al.

My apologies.

**Chef** · 03-02-2012, 17:53

Originally Posted by LancePrivateJones

Ahem.........The bloke looking humourless dyke like trout was only elected in 2010.

Couple of points.

First, treat me like any other political type, DON'T try to deride my finely honed point making with facts! Try to act more like a BBC interviewer. I have made my point and will stick by it, unless I don't.

Second, 'The bloke....humourless trout.' has a certain je ne sais quoi, may I borrow it when circumstance dictates?

If anyone was foolish enough to put me in the HoC, the first thing I'd do after getting my exes in would be check out the bars, why hasn't she? Slack, very slack'

**cernunnos** · 03-02-2012, 18:05

They could always open it as an "Arsehole & Firkin" micro brewery and sell "Dogbolter." Apt beer name given the photo above.

**velcrostripes** · 03-02-2012, 18:07

I will sleep soundly tonight , knowing our underpaid legislators have the best interests of the British people at heart.
Do they seriously think we give a toss what the beer is called ?

**slipperman** · 03-02-2012, 18:10

Originally Posted by dingerr

I don't know why you are all complaining, I personally am glad that someone has seen sense to clean up the spin and lies of Westminster.

Nothing in Westminster could be described as Top Totty!

And before anyone mentions Sally Berkcow, she only drinks shots of 'gobby bitch'.

To be fair, Dingerr, I used the term "reasonable looking totty" rather than top totty, but point taken.