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Discuss A Modern Military Nipple Wanking at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; So Squadron Leader Kai MacNaughton is cleared of any wrongdoing. A jury of eight men ...
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03-02-2012, 01:02 #1Senior Member
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A Modern Military Nipple Wanking
So Squadron Leader Kai MacNaughton is cleared of any wrongdoing. A jury of eight men and four women took 55 minutes to clear him.
Sounds like fun, my next door but one neighbour is Hot, she used to be a bit chubby round the gills but now she's smoking hot.
We've been invited to their anniversary do at their house next weekend, I've got to say, my bell end is already dripping in anticipation of sneaking into their bedroom and slipping one hand under the duvet to get a grapple on with her juicy clam whilst the other is tugging away at my magnificent penis whilst hopefully getting an eyeful of her naked nipple.
Problem is, I'm a civvy, an ex other rank and don't have a gopping PR Machine as a wife. If I disappear off the radar, I'll be in the nonce wing in Strangeways braying David Charlton with his wheelchair."Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?"
— Marquis de Sade
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03-02-2012, 01:09 #2
The victim said, they didnt kiss, they didnt get intimate, they didnt have anything to do with each other, Sqn Leader sticks his hand down her trunks.
She cannot possibly benefit financially from this, what could she claim for, mimsey damage. She got groped.
The fucking groper on the other hand has got off scot free, well done Wing Co.You have upset me, I am going to kill you.
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03-02-2012, 01:10 #3Senior Member
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You should have kept Ripley, your planned sexual assault would be much funnier if it involved wangling him in her face.
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03-02-2012, 01:11 #4
Purely for retards, I know he is a fucking Sqn Ldr, Im congratulating him on his promotion.
You have upset me, I am going to kill you.
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Bad drill in my eyes - he should have got his monies worth and kicked her hoop in. Then wiped his cock on the curtains as a momento. If he'd have been army it would have happened - crabs, no class......
I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........
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03-02-2012, 01:17 #6Senior Member
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Can't say I'm surprised, it's just the escape and evasion training coming to the fore.
Originally Posted by Bollock-chops
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03-02-2012, 01:19 #7
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Is this Amm?Being a twat is sometimes the only pleasure one can get in life - VerticalGyro 2012
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03-02-2012, 02:45 #8Senior Member
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I'm not surprised, she is spectacularly ugly, his 'sight of a rogue nipple making him crack one off' is a fucking blinding excuse, top bloke.
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Plus he fell on the MMM grenade - perhaps some small decoration is in order?
Summer grasses -
All that remains
of soldiers' dreams.
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Cheers for that! NSFW! Originally Posted by genesis
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