Originally Posted by CRmeansCeilingReached

can someone link me in to the relevant page? i don't have time to look through all 4617 pages of the other thread...

Wonk _mags getting a hiding.

Originally Posted by britbeagle

Bit early to tell, no threats of a BBQ or violence yet but Tesco report a rush on Beer and Popcorn sales and eggs for some reason I fail to understand

Koschei stated the following at post #1012 for starters!

Originally Posted by Koschei

Barbecue round my gaff, anyone?

Originally Posted by 3rdStafford

Can someone post a link or pm me with a summary of wonk mog, I know nothing about him.

He is from Norn Iron.
He is ex REME.
Was possibly a Rechy Mech.
Has bulging eyes.
He hates a woman he has never met.
His keyboard needs replacing every 2 days due to frantic battering.
He has no cajones, so probably speaks in castrated soprano style.
He actually carried out the trials on the reverse-o-cycle© on behalf of verticalgiro.
He kept falling off and as a result suffered severe head damage.
Despite the many invites he gets to BBQ's he never attends.
He is not a lover of seafood. (Especially Crabs)
The letter 'a' on his keyboard was busted when he typed out his username.
It’s extremely likely that he will actually self-combust soon, as a direct result of this thread.
His arrse home page contains the following line: "Wonk_Mog has not made any friends yet."
His arrse homepage also advertises the book shown below. Probably for very good reason.
I’m sure there is more.


As depicted on his arrse homepage

Originally Posted by Arte_et_Marte

Koschei stated the following at post #1012 for starters!

He is from Norn Iron.
He is ex REME.
Was possibly a Rechy Mech.
Has bulging eyes.
He hates a woman he has never met.
His keyboard needs replacing every 2 days due to frantic battering.
He has no cajones, so probably speaks in castrated soprano style.
He actually carried out the trials on the reverse-o-cycle© on behalf of verticalgiro.
He kept falling off and as a result suffered severe head damage.
Despite the many invites he gets to BBQ's he never attends.
He is not a lover of seafood. (Especially Crabs)
The letter 'a' on his keyboard was busted when he typed out his username.
It’s extremely likely that he will actually self-combust soon, as a direct result of this thread.
His arrse home page contains the following line: "Wonk_Mog has not made any friends yet."
His arrse homepage also advertises the book shown below. Probably for very good reason.
I’m sure there is more.


As depicted on his arrse homepage

Wonk-mog considers himself to be Allah "He is the only God, creator of the universe, and the judge of humankind.""He is unique and inherently one, all-merciful and omnipotent (impotent). The Qur'an declares "the reality of Allah, His inaccessible mystery, His various names (sockpuppet accounts) , and His actions on behalf of His creatures."

Originally Posted by Arte_et_Marte

He actually carried out the trials on the reverse-o-cycle© on behalf of verticalgiro.
He kept falling off and as a result suffered severe head damage.

Here he is:

i don't believe he was REME. we were never short of fuck wits, but he is beyind the pale.

Gloucester Regt, maybe. they could use people like him

And more recently...

Originally Posted by Taff49

i don't believe he was REME. we were never short of fuck wits, but he is beyind the pale.

Gloucester Regt, maybe. they could use people like him

I'm fairly sure he carried our horse on his beret mate.

Originally Posted by Taff49

i don't believe he was REME. we were never short of fuck wits, but he is beyind the pale.

Gloucester Regt, maybe. they could use people like him

To my eternal shame, wonk_mog was indeed REME. A Wretched-Mech.

Originally Posted by Arte_et_Marte

And more recently...

The soft cunt can't get anything right.

When I heard the AMMM (PRTotty, Claire Mc Whatthefuck) was getting divorced after recent humiliating events I did have some concern about how she could support herself. Having seen pictures of her it is clear that she would would earn a meager living as a "working girl" on a street corner. (Unless, perhaps, she worked the street outside a school for the blind).

I was, however, cheered on her behalf as it appears that she has landed on her feet and is now employed as the public relations adviser to a Mr. Sean Penn (the cunt). If you doubt that he is taking her advice please look at his facebook page.

https://www.facebook.com/SeanPenn?sk=wall&filter=1