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28-01-2012, 23:16 #1
Describe Your Sex Life With a Film Title
I'll kick off with a few
A Fistful of Dollars
The Black Hole
In Like Flynn
Mission Impossible
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28-01-2012, 23:17 #2
The A team.
I've got one for Aunty Stellas sex life too 'Misery'I agree with m'learned friend Badger Heed. Camberwell Carrot is indeed a cunt.
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28-01-2012, 23:19 #3
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28-01-2012, 23:20 #4
I would like to say Dirty Harry, but it's more like A.W.O.L.
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28-01-2012, 23:20 #5
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28-01-2012, 23:20 #6Senior Member

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Bambi
It all ends up in tears!"Patience is counting down without blasting off."
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28-01-2012, 23:22 #7
The Naked and the Dead
I know, I know, the oldest ones are always the oldest."I didn't get where I am today by having green frogs thrust down my crotch!" - C.J. From "The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin"
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28-01-2012, 23:22 #8
Lethal Weapon 4.
i.e. staving off retirement with the odd remarkable feat of activity."If a terrorist organisation wanted to knock out the moral compass of Britain, all they'd have to do is to kill 100 celebrities at random. The entire country would have an instant nervous breakdown."
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28-01-2012, 23:23 #9
Fist Rape
It's like trying to force wet spaghetti up a wild dog's arrse!
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28-01-2012, 23:24 #10


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