Discuss Most unusual nationality you've shagged. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Exmarine
Any sad bastard here shag a Falkland Islander...never could drink enough to make them appear attractive....I could not believe it, even hammered on woods rum they were still fecking gronks of ...
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About LinkBacks- 17-01-2012, 08:08 #41To my eternal shame I have notched up a Bennyette, two's up on a gwarr example at that, backscuttled over a stack of slab beer in the stock room of the Fox.
Originally Posted by Exmarine 
In my defence I plead Glenlivet, shit loads of it.
- 17-01-2012, 08:10 #42Senior Member
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I lived with a Norwegian for a few months.
She came from so far North that the nights lasted for 3 months in the winter.
I met two WRACs who claimed they come from Lesbos, wouldn't let me shag them though.If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have made the mistake that taught me what I know now, but didn't know then.
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Barbados, must have looked like a hippo sitting on a stick, still have flash backs now! Bloody woman nearly ate me alive!
- 17-01-2012, 08:26 #44How did she do a handjob with the webbed fingers? Originally Posted by Fablonbiffchitthe1st Cold_Collation likes this.I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to fucking please you.
Your God was nailed to a cross, My God has a hammer! Questions??
http://www.arrse.co.uk/attachment.ph...6&d=1329855231
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Banged a German once, she was quality!
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An Eskimo with six toes. She was a right goer.
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Going by the thread title, you must win the prize. After all, there can't be many squaddies out there who have banged a German lass! Originally Posted by Shaolinpunk 
The memories of a man in his old age, are the deeds of a man in his prime.
Roger Waters
"What is this, some sort of Quaker thing? You f*ck my husband to death and bring me a quiche?"
Brenda Chenowith (Rachel Griffiths) in Six Feet Under
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others."
Groucho Marx
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Rhodesian, only a couple of years ago.
- 17-01-2012, 09:15 #49Fixed that for you......... Originally Posted by wm1965
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Did you get rodeo sex by telling her it was called Zimbabwean now? Originally Posted by wm1965 We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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