Discuss Most unusual nationality you've shagged. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Mrs Blackfrost has Dutch father, Burmese mother and was born in Doncaster now all of that is just ridicules....
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Mrs Blackfrost has Dutch father, Burmese mother and was born in Doncaster now all of that is just ridicules.
- 17-01-2012, 07:47 #32
I did a Yorksher lass, from Wath on Dearne once, bareback and all. Harpic, toilet duck, washing soda, I'm still scrubbing the fucking thing!
I worked my way through Scandinavia (including Iceland), and Europe (east and west) with the exceptions of Andorra, Monaco and that Eyetie principality that can't play football. I tried African lasses but they were all shit. Thai lasses are OK as are Indians, but Chinese women seem to be unfinished somehow, like an airfix plane without the paint and decals.
Yank lasses are lazy and think a shag is a proposal of marriage.
I did a squaw in Canada, size of a camel, all peace pipe but she wouldn't smoke blokes!
Best shags so far were a 22 year old Brasilian lass and a Japanese woman in her mid thirties. The latter was pure finesse, blew me away!tank8367 likes this.
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A bosnian bird in KAF
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- 17-01-2012, 07:51 #34
East Anglian. Namely a region called Stowmarket.
- 17-01-2012, 07:53 #35What were you doing sniffing it?
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- 17-01-2012, 07:53 #36I like them with Tomato Sauce Originally Posted by Ciggie
- 17-01-2012, 07:54 #37My thoughts exactly. If I could smell my knob then I would risk hernia and prolapsed disc for a bit of selfindulgent oral pleasure. Originally Posted by Cabana
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I vaguely remember conducting a passionate 6 month long affair with a middle aged mother of 5 from Guatamala. She was all gold teeth and tits. Mind you, this was in Belize in the mid seventies and she lived in a very nice place called the Continental Hotel. I was distraight when I had to end it and return to Germany.
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- 17-01-2012, 08:01 #39Senior Member
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Any sad bastard here shag a Falkland Islander...never could drink enough to make them appear attractive....I could not believe it, even hammered on woods rum they were still fecking gronks of the highest order. The only place in the world were my beer goggles failed me.
I did shag a bird in Rio black as the ace of spades not a word of English....
As for Russian women...thank you, there is a God.
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Used to go with an half Irish, half Haitian lass - clearly the former element of her came to play when she looked mystified as I referred to her as my "Iration".
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