- 17-01-2012, 00:17 #21IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE A PARANOID KNACKER
Chosen Job: Minister of Defence
BARB and Key Skills: What?
Literacy - Can drive a tractor.
Numeracy - Don't get ripped off for change at pub too often.
Pre-Selection: Got branch stacked.
ADSC(G): Passed - Low D grade
Start Date: 29th Feburary 2019
- 17-01-2012, 00:20 #22
Sarkonian (or whatever a native of Sark is called)When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, And the women come out to cut up what remains, Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier. So-oldier of the Queen!
- 17-01-2012, 00:22 #23
Eskimo... Well atleast I think she was. I could see the Northern lights, she was hairy as fuck and living in a trailer park (read igloo).
- 17-01-2012, 00:29 #24
St HelenanWe should remember the tremendous contribution of the Queen Mother to the war effort:
As the BBC pointed out, she 'bravely remained in London beside her husband' during the war.
This contrasts sharply with the actions of my grandfather who, on the declaration of war immediately left his wife and children and pissed off, first to France, then North Africa, Italy, France (again) and finally Germany.
The shame will always be with us.
- 17-01-2012, 00:30 #25
- Join Date
- Mar 2008
- 17-01-2012, 00:31 #26
Not a nationality but I shagged a female trumpet player...brass variety but she did some tunes on the purple scale.Don't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.
- 17-01-2012, 00:33 #27
- Join Date
- Jul 2007
- 32° 46′ 44″ N. 96° 48′ 32″ W.
- 17-01-2012, 00:34 #28
- 17-01-2012, 00:50 #29
A Kenyan with half Indian blood. Her reproductive organs were so tight it hurts just thinking about it. Last time I heard she got pregnant and I am apparently the not so proud father of a ten year old.
- 17-01-2012, 01:03 #30