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  1. 17-01-2012, 00:17 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by BarkingSpider View Post
    Did you mean Wigan?
    Or Wiccan?
    Don't matter, T'Wigan lasses are mostly witches anyway (sorry mam)!
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  2. 17-01-2012, 00:20 #22
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    Sarkonian (or whatever a native of Sark is called)
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    When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, And the women come out to cut up what remains, Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
    An' go to your Gawd like a soldier. So-oldier of the Queen!
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  3. 17-01-2012, 00:22 #23
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    Eskimo... Well atleast I think she was. I could see the Northern lights, she was hairy as fuck and living in a trailer park (read igloo).
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    We should remember the tremendous contribution of the Queen Mother to the war effort:
    As the BBC pointed out, she 'bravely remained in London beside her husband' during the war.
    This contrasts sharply with the actions of my grandfather who, on the declaration of war immediately left his wife and children and pissed off, first to France, then North Africa, Italy, France (again) and finally Germany.
    The shame will always be with us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hexitele View Post
    Eskimo... Well atleast I think she was. I could see the Northern lights, she was hairy as fuck and living in a trailer park (read igloo).
    That was a bloke, you daft...
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    Not a nationality but I shagged a female trumpet player...brass variety but she did some tunes on the purple scale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted View Post
    The wife is Iban beat that fcuker and I do her every night.......right up the dirtbox and then in the mouth
    What do you feed her on? Bet the locals pets have all disappeared.
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    There is a good chance I may be cheeky to you
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  8. 17-01-2012, 00:34 #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by BarkingSpider View Post
    That was a bloke, you daft...
    So?
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    A Kenyan with half Indian blood. Her reproductive organs were so tight it hurts just thinking about it. Last time I heard she got pregnant and I am apparently the not so proud father of a ten year old.
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