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Discuss Costa Concordia - Sandbank at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Hymie and Abie are walking down the street, when Hymie finds a pay packet with ...
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17-01-2012, 21:37 #181Senior Member
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Hymie and Abie are walking down the street, when Hymie finds a pay packet with five hundred quid in it. Abie says "Oy vay, Hymie, you're so lucky all the time, and now you find all that money". Hymie reads the pay packet and says " Lucky bullshit, look at the fucking tax I'm paying".
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17-01-2012, 21:37 #182Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Westpoint
Exactly what the global Zionist conspiracy wants you to believe!
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17-01-2012, 21:38 #183Senior Member
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Yom, yom......de fish is nice, but didn't you hold back on de coffee now, tis not quite like de coffee my grandma used to make. Surely you're not charging me that much for such an abomination of coffee, etc, etc,
Don't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.
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17-01-2012, 21:55 #184Senior Member
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I watched this on the telly this evening, as the sky presenter said "she's laying on her side now, looking like a beached whale with a gash the size of a tennis court" I happened to glance up at the missus and it all kicked off.
You're on thin f-ucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, f-uck off.
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17-01-2012, 22:10 #185Senior Member
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Long queue at A & E ?
Don't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.
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17-01-2012, 23:10 #186Senior Member
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gets better if you listen to the call, as the Beeb used two actors, and it becomes (unintentionally) hilarious. Especially from 02:00 onwards
BBC News - Concordia disaster: Coastguard calls captainThere is no question so obviously stupid that it prevents one supposedly intelligent human from asking it of another.
Likewise, there is no human problem that cannot be solved by the correct application of the appropriate quantity of high explosive, the suitable quantity being derived by the Formula P, where P = "plenty"
Nobody ever imagined a bunch of Orcs would steal a database table...
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17-01-2012, 23:18 #187Senior Member
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FFS sake the Lancastria was enemy action, maritime disasters by the nature of such things rule out enemy action, get over yourself and the whole Lancastria shit, you are like a record stuck in the same groove. Originally Posted by Westpoint
Last edited by bokkatankie; 17-01-2012 at 23:24.
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17-01-2012, 23:22 #188Senior Member
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Which is groovy. Originally Posted by bokkatankie
If you are an ex-serviceman or woman who wants to network mutual commercial interests, you can PM me for an invite to join the new ARRSE Business Group.
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17-01-2012, 23:23 #189Senior Member
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Very Originally Posted by Arte_et_Marte
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Now that made me laugh.......but only when my missus was in the other room Originally Posted by shortfuse
cantbearsed2 likes this.The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say we can not do.
The miracle isn't finishing, the miracle is having the courage to start.
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