Discuss DP Anyone? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by gladwda
"But it wasn't until she turned 18 that she was given her astonishing diagnosis - she had two vaginas."
No points for observation.
She calls one Tony and the other Gordon....
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About LinkBacks- 11-01-2012, 22:04 #31She calls one Tony and the other Gordon.
Originally Posted by gladwda 
I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.
- 11-01-2012, 22:07 #32Senior Member
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Yep, had a girlfriend with something similar many years ago. One main entrance then a Y-junction -- you couldn't see anything odd from the outside, unlike in this girl's case. Impossible to get in more than a couple of inches, but she was still one of the randiest partners I ever had!
- 11-01-2012, 22:34 #33gladwdaGuest
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I do feel sorry for gay blokes though. Unless there's a condition where you can have two arseholes (other than Ant & Dec).[/QUOTE]
WAH?
There definitly is said condition. I recall stories of an RM recruit who was very fond of pointing it out to his mates in Hunter company. Broom of doom be damned.
Edit - backing it up:
[url=http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/741144?dopt=Abstract][Duplication of the anus and r... [Rev Gastroenterol Mex. 1978 Sep-Dec] - PubMed - NCBI[/url]Last edited by gladwda; 11-01-2012 at 22:38.
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Its just a shame she hasn't got four tits! :o(
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Bet she's a right moddy cow during the leaky fornight
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Does a nice strawberry milkshake though
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Hmm. Hazel Jones and the Four Tits has a certain ring to it. A career in pop music awaits Originally Posted by Arrse_onist 
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Fortnight?! I think your missus is holding out on you!! Originally Posted by brettarider
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So she's the female equivalent of Tropper?
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Classy lady. From the Bizarre article: She is able to do " two, extra-loud, voluntary, simultaneous fanny farts!".
An excellent conversation piece when taking her home to meet the parents!The memories of a man in his old age, are the deeds of a man in his prime.
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"What is this, some sort of Quaker thing? You f*ck my husband to death and bring me a quiche?"
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