- 29-12-2011, 22:24 #1
If You Were God
If you were God and could redesign the human male and female anatomy what changes would you make, and what differences would you specify for different occupations or nationalities.
- 29-12-2011, 22:26 #2PrinceAlbertGuest
Surely my login would be 'tropper'
- 29-12-2011, 22:28 #3
I have good news and bad news.
I am God but I'll not be taking any advice on changing the human form as I'm busy designing a breed of Dinosaur that ejaculates liquid gold from its cactus shaped penis which doubles up as a guitar for it to make money in the London underground whilst topping up on sperm levels by eating the vagina of 36 year old business women with chubby legs..
- 29-12-2011, 22:35 #4
- Join Date
- May 2005
- 29-12-2011, 22:36 #5
Armour-plated bollocks and a bigger cock. But only for me.
- 29-12-2011, 22:36 #6
- Join Date
- Oct 2006
- 14 miles West of the moon, for all I know.
I wouldn't waste time pissing about with the human form, I'd be busy smiting the UK with gale-force winds and heavy wintry rain between Christmas and New Year.
Think on.We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
- 29-12-2011, 22:36 #7what the world needs is an enema, make that two - just to give it a sense of purpose.
US electoral democracy is just a structured system of legalised bribery.
a senior Chinese officer has said, “all the great nations in the world own aircraft carriers – they are symbols of a great nation”. That’s why China has just commissioned its first. By the same token, to opt for a “carrier gap” of some years is to abandon your responsibilities.
- 29-12-2011, 22:38 #8
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- 29-12-2011, 22:40 #10Aleegee1698Guest
A good improvement would be having both male an d female genitalia, then I could really fuck myself.
Just sayin like.