Discuss If You Were God in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; If you were God and could redesign the human male and female anatomy what changes would you make, and what differences would you specify for different occupations or nationalities....
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If You Were God
If you were God and could redesign the human male and female anatomy what changes would you make, and what differences would you specify for different occupations or nationalities.
- 29-12-2011, 22:26 #2PrinceAlbertGuest
Surely my login would be 'tropper'
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I have good news and bad news.
I am God but I'll not be taking any advice on changing the human form as I'm busy designing a breed of Dinosaur that ejaculates liquid gold from its cactus shaped penis which doubles up as a guitar for it to make money in the London underground whilst topping up on sperm levels by eating the vagina of 36 year old business women with chubby legs..
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- 29-12-2011, 22:35 #4Novel. Best of luck with that one, and we look forward to seeing it on the streets soon. Originally Posted by Closet_Jibber If you can't take the RAF, you shouldn't have joined a joke.
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Armour-plated bollocks and a bigger cock. But only for me.
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I wouldn't waste time pissing about with the human form, I'd be busy smiting the UK with gale-force winds and heavy wintry rain between Christmas and New Year.
Think on.Sinner251 likes this.We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
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nope tropper was there first, he invented god apparently. mainly so god could invent adam and eve and therefore porn! Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert what the world needs is an enema, make that two - just to give it a sense of purpose.
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a senior Chinese officer has said, “all the great nations in the world own aircraft carriers – they are symbols of a great nation”. That’s why China has just commissioned its first. By the same token, to opt for a “carrier gap” of some years is to abandon your responsibilities.
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Show some respect man. I created tits in a day. Originally Posted by cloudbuster Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate
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We're not worthy. Originally Posted by Closet_Jibber Closet_Jibber and gladwda like this.
- 29-12-2011, 22:40 #10Aleegee1698Guest
A good improvement would be having both male an d female genitalia, then I could really fuck myself.
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