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My number one son (OK, my only son), he who is a Medic in some long forgotten part of BFG, who is an 18 year old, is in love. He has just ...
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Allowing a Septic into the family?
Dear Agony Arrse.
My number one son (OK, my only son), he who is a Medic in some long forgotten part of BFG, who is an 18 year old, is in love. He has just announced to me that he is not only in love, but engaged! If that's not bad enough, she's a 20 year old Septic who has come over to spend Christmas with us. They met online and have spent the last week together, and now they want to marry.
What should I do?
(Deliberately placed in the NAAFI Bar)Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...
- 22-12-2011, 18:03 #2Senior Member
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For a start, teach her table manners and how to spell.
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They met online? Oh dear, he's not an ugly lad. Is she very fat?
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- 22-12-2011, 18:04 #4
Banish her to the shed. Then advise the son in the facts of septics and he may just see the light an bin it.
- 22-12-2011, 18:05 #5
Originally Posted by jarrod248 
She is a yank, of course she is fat.beagleboy likes this.
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I didn't want to be impolite but maybe Legs needs to do an extra shop. Originally Posted by Cabana Cabana and Fred_Frog_1987 like this.Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
RayC is a pig fucker.RayCbums goats.RayCsuckshorses. Earth is RayC's sockpuppet and P.Maitra is a fat goat sucker.
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Just keep calling her a colonial, and keep chortling "ho ho ho". Apparently they think you're calling them a whore, or so my yank sister in law claimed.
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- 22-12-2011, 18:10 #8Senior Member
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She's not fat, nor even fugly. She is loud though.
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8 posts in and no one asks to see a pic of the woman with her puppies out? Fucking disgraceful.
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Check her underwear, if it's pink she's escaped from a prison in Phoenix!!!!.
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