Discuss Guy ritchie doesnt regret marrying Mad maddona in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Guy Ritchie: I don't regret marriage to Madonna, I enjoyed it - Telegraph
Neither would I. I would love to fucking smash her back doors in. She has to be one of the holy grail ...
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Guy ritchie doesnt regret marrying Mad maddona
Guy Ritchie: I don't regret marriage to Madonna, I enjoyed it - Telegraph
Neither would I. I would love to fucking smash her back doors in. She has to be one of the holy grail celebrity shags, even though shes nuttier than a squirrels turd..... I bet she is cock mad, the fucking slut....
Hat doffed to Monsiuer Ritchie.....I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........
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I've seen a pic of her minus makeup. She's got a head like a smashed crab.
High on life. And glue.
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I can't believe he doesn't regret marrying the multi zillionaire Madonna.
Plus, he prolly never forgave her for the 'Hand of God' Incident. Twunt.
- 30-11-2011, 00:33 #4
Guy Ritchie isn't exactly short of a few bob on his own accord...
Wonders if all the rumours and gossip about the cock Camberwell Carrot being a pederast are true.
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Or a brain cell!
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Fuck me it's an extra from a zombie B movie
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I'd be in amongst her like a dog eating beetroot.
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- 30-11-2011, 07:52 #9
Mmmmmmhhhh smashed crab...don't stop there baby ....give me the full chitinous carapace.....get your mandibles round this fucker......mmmmhhhhhhh!
- 30-11-2011, 07:55 #10 Originally Posted by regular_imbiber
You mean you'd have one sniff and then curl your lip at her!
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