Discuss Arrsers self taken photo collection. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Yank_Lurker
Donkey shows! First pic was taken in your neck of the woods, "Camp Growl" in Queensland. Enjoyed a 72 hour liberty in Surfer's Paradise, thank you for your hospitality. ;)
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I've heard of those burro shows. They sound nice. You stayed in Surfers and didn't get shot/stabbed/robbed or raped? The Gold Coast is a shit hole.
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- 08-08-2012, 09:42 #9292 Originally Posted by eodmatt
In a dingy night club bar a certain arrser works his personal chemistry on a denizen of the night - and gives me the opportunity for an upskirt shot.
Pretty good job of concealing her balls.bokkatankie likes this.''Up 800 - 4 men stood anxiously''
- 08-08-2012, 11:58 #9293
Just saw this beauty at a friends farm, Puff Adder, sunbathing:
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- 08-08-2012, 12:10 #9294
What makes you think it's a puff?
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Maybe it was singing a show tune? Had spent 20 hrs trying to get the interior decoration right? Prefers drinking cocktails to pints? Originally Posted by Munter Hunter Sent two weeks ago by Royal Fail Speshul Delivery
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Sinner251 likes this.If you are an ex-serviceman or woman who wants to network mutual commercial interests, you can PM me for an invite to join the new ARRSE Business Group.
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Baby dwarf throwing? Originally Posted by Arte_et_Marte CENT 05ZR70.Last seen at Marchwood, (by Nobby) Heading for Israel.
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Who, Chromodynamix? Rubbish, he was celebrating them. Originally Posted by jack-daniels 3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
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- 08-08-2012, 15:53 #9300
With all the pictures on this thread from our Australian readers I have to say the I wouldn't want to live there. Yes, I've been Oz. I spent less than 15 hours in Broome including the time spent in gaol for vagrancy! But why would any sane person want to live on a continent when most of the wildlife is trying to kill them? The best example of this I know is illustrated by this clip from 'The Last Continent' by Terry Pratchett:
Death held out a hand. I WANT, he said, A BOOK ABOUT THE DANGEROUS CREATURES OF FOURECKS— Albert looked up and dived for cover, receiving only mild bruising because he had the foresight to curl into a ball. After a while Death, his voice a little muffled, said: ALBERT, I WOULD BE SO GRATEFUL IF YOU COULD GIVE ME A HAND HERE. Albert scrambled up and pulled at some of the huge volumes, finally dislodging enough of them to allow his master to clamber free.
HMM…Death picked up a book at random and read the cover. DANGEROUS MAMMALS, REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, BIRDS, FISH, JELLYFISH, INSECTS, SPIDERS, CRUSTACEANS, GRASSES, TREES, MOSSES, AND LICHENS OF TERROR INCOGNITA, he read. His gaze moved down the spine.
VOLUME 29c, he added. OH. PART THREE, I SEE. He glanced up at the listening shelves. POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
They waited. IT WOULD APPEAR THAT— “No, wait, master. Here it comes.” Albert pointed to something white zigzagging lazily through the air. Finally Death reached up and caught the single sheet of paper. He read it carefully and then turned it over briefly just in case anything was written on the other side.
“May I?” said Albert. Death handed him the paper. “‘Some of the sheep,’” Albert read aloud.What your average soldier wants -- really, really wants -- is no-one shooting back at him. (Sir Terry Pratchett)
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