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    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann View Post
    Hi Scooter.
    A question has always bothered me,do you enjoy licking your own balls?
    That'd be some feat, but I could always put yours in my jaws.

    I'm a grade 1 bitch.
    If you are a dog or an ex-serving dog, or bitch, who wants to network mutual commercial interests, (but not dogging) you can PM my idiot food provider for an invite to join the new ARRSE Business Group. He's known as Arte_et_Marte. WOOF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann View Post
    Hi Scooter.
    A question has always bothered me,do you enjoy licking your own balls?
    Ah, the old joke of man walking into a pub and sees a dog licking his cock.
    Man says "wish I could do that".

    Owner replies "get him a bag of peanuts and he'll let you"


    A ha, its the way I tell 'em!
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    FFS. This site has now officially gone to the dogs.

    At least Stumpy had got some time in.

    Sheesh

    GMOB

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    In the Captains Arms in AD last night and thought I should make the French feel at home by adding their flag to the board.
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    Well Tally Bally Ho!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pkf72 View Post
    WFR Pilgrimage last weekend
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    What is WFR? (serious question, no wind-up) and where is this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScooterDog View Post
    That'd be some feat, but I could always put yours in my jaws.

    I'm a grade 1 bitch.
    Looks like you've scored, Vaaaanmaaaan. Two's up?
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

    Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pantsoff View Post
    In the Captains Arms in AD last night and thought I should make the French feel at home by adding their flag to the board.
    Heh heh heh, excellent!

    Reminds me of last year in Thailand when I was a client rep for HESS energy. The seismic contractor was a Ffrench company called CCCG Veritas. I invited their project manager and a couple of their senior staff around for a drink. Whats the occasion, I was asked. Trafalgar day - it's a British tradition, I replied with a straight face.
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

    Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapper D. View Post
    What is WFR? (serious question, no wind-up) and where is this?
    We Flog Rockets
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