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Discuss Arrsers self taken photo collection. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Little Militia Boy I made this from a 40mm Bofors case. Try as I might I couldn't get it to load any other way except sideways. My apologies. Sorry old boy, but ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Militia Boy View Post

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    I made this from a 40mm Bofors case. Try as I might I couldn't get it to load any other way except sideways. My apologies.
    Sorry old boy, but for reasons I cannot explain, your horizontal lamp was doing my head in.

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    I have some large brass kicking around, I may make something interesting out of the odd one or two! I must get down to my mums before she pops her clogs, god only knows whats hidden in the loft!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arte_et_Marte View Post
    Sorry old boy, but for reasons I cannot explain, your horizontal lamp was doing my head in.

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    Thanks a bunch for that. It was doing my head in as well but it just wouldn't co-operate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ugly View Post
    I used to believe that and during my JL trg at Shornecliffe I was in a fire trench with loads of 4.85mm brass around my feet. I was doing some serial and couldnt get the thought out of my mind about the beasting I would get if I had a few away for research purposes. if only I knew how rare they were going to be!

    I can't believe I mananged to smuggle a 105mm Abbott case back to Germany from BATUS wrapped up in my sleeping bag.
    I was sweating like a twat when we arrived, it must have looked like I was a Heroine mule.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobby Sapper View Post
    I can't believe I mananged to smuggle a 105mm Abbott case back to Germany from BATUS wrapped up in my sleeping bag.
    I was sweating like a twat when we arrived, it must have looked like I was a Heroine mule.
    Where the fuck is the kilo you promised me, useless bitch, how can an Abbott (one of the only systems not to have been used in war (check other thread)) case be more important than keeping 1 RTR sane for a week?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobby Sapper View Post
    I can't believe I mananged to smuggle a 105mm Abbott case back to Germany from BATUS wrapped up in my sleeping bag.
    I was sweating like a twat when we arrived, it must have looked like I was a Heroine mule.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobby Sapper View Post
    I can't believe I mananged to smuggle a 105mm Abbott case back to Germany from BATUS wrapped up in my sleeping bag.
    I was sweating like a twat when we arrived, it must have looked like I was a Heroine mule.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Civvy Scum View Post
    The things some people will do to get a full body cavity search, filthy pervert...
    And where was the sleeping bag?
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    Whilst you lot are simply making ashtrays, umbrella stands and table lamps, some people have been much more imaginative...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ugly View Post
    I must get down to my mums before she pops her clogs, god only knows whats hidden in the loft!
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