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Discuss Arrsers self taken photo collection. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Kirkz You pair of cunts should be fucking executed for sullying this thread with that utter CUNT Spruce Dickspring!!! He should have every record he's ever made rammed up his hoop with ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirkz View Post
    You pair of cunts should be fucking executed for sullying this thread with that utter CUNT Spruce Dickspring!!!
    He should have every record he's ever made rammed up his hoop with a jack hammer! The insufferable Bellend!!
    *and breathe*
    So in the 'Springsteen - good or bad' debate, I take it you're in the 'undecided' camp then.
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    Just cycled through town, stupidly thinking that what with it being mid afternoon the Mid summer fair which is on right now wouldn't be too much of an issue.

    Wall to wall, tarted up chavs with the brain of a lettuce and the manners of a cesspit!
    However for your enlightenment and Perving, I snapped the following. Apologies for the Thumb, I was in a hurry. I didn't want to hang about too long lest I be in affected with some dreadful lower order aliment.






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    Do you live in Appleby? There's a definite look of pikey on all that jailbait.

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    All the photo is missing are mounds of tissue topped human turds, mangy dogs and voila - My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate View Post
    Do you live in Appleby? There's a definite look of pikey on all that jailbait.
    You should see some of the pikey jailbait that frequent my local co-op, conveniently on the way home to where they all live in Lyne.

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    I'd never get bored of kicking the back doors in on the one in orange in the last photo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legs View Post
    Bruce Springsteen concert in Manchester last night. Being a dedicated fan I managed to get wristbands for 'The Pit' and secured a spot right at the foot of one of the stages.

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    I have to say that despite the rain it was an awesome show. 3 1/2 hours of classic Springsteen. I have no voice left...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate View Post
    Do you live in Appleby? There's a definite look of pikey on all that jailbait.
    Bet me to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirkz View Post
    You pair of cunts should be fucking executed for sullying this thread with that utter CUNT Spruce Dickspring!!!
    He should have every record he's ever made rammed up his hoop with a jack hammer! The insufferable Bellend!!
    *and breathe*
    How very dare you!!!

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    Watch those splinters, Kirkz
    Don't you encourage him any.


    Quote Originally Posted by Listy View Post
    Just cycled through town, stupidly thinking that what with it being mid afternoon the Mid summer fair which is on right now wouldn't be too much of an issue.

    Wall to wall, tarted up chavs with the brain of a lettuce and the manners of a cesspit!
    However for your enlightenment and Perving, I snapped the following. Apologies for the Thumb, I was in a hurry. I didn't want to hang about too long lest I be in affected with some dreadful lower order aliment.





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