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    [QUOTE=viceroy;4082436]Wtf, that's a dude![/QUOTE]

    Is that a wah?! Or are you an idiot?
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    Lovely bit of Thai.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jebote View Post
    This a great thread.

    The Bride wont give me her phone that has a picture of a complete spakka I saw at a wedding we had to go to the other week.
    Just drug her with the same stuff you use to do naughty stuff to her unsuspecting and unwilling parts, then nick it.
    Might as well take one of yourself giving her another up the wrong 'un as well.. sort of a bonusprint.
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    So....is this thread about fat bints? Or posting any old shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by steven seagull View Post
    Jarrods gay!?

    That's the last time I wank him off I can tell you.
    I could turn him.
    Haven't had an accident in years. See a lot in my rear view mirror though.

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    Right here we go a selection of pissed cunts and tramps of Warrington:

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Size:  80.2 KBThis poor cunt was only 28 mega pisshead and we used to ferry him over the road in a trolly to his hostel on many occasions. Found dead of alcohol poisoning Aka "Ords Syndrome".
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    "Sinner251 - he pisses on tramps" The Snail

    I came here to drink Milk and kick Ass.....and I've just finished my Milk

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    [QUOTE=viceroy;4082350]Took posh totty shooting the other day[ATTACH=CONFIG]56502[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Clearly not too posh as she is waering chav Burberry (scarf)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinner251 View Post
    Right here we go a selection of pissed cunts and tramps of Warrington:

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Size:  80.2 KBThis poor cunt was only 28 mega pisshead and we used to ferry him over the road in a trolly to his hostel on many occasions. Found dead of alcohol poisoning Aka "Ords Syndrome".
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    Do I get a prize for spotting the BLue Bell pub? Had he been in the Rpince of Wlaes as well? Thats a REAL shithole
    I'm not always this cynical. I am usually worse...

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Size:  85.4 KB Arsehole this, asleep in a Bus lane, woke him up and got him up and on to path. He says thanks to me turns to my colleague (Brief description here of little Mikey 6'5", 28 stone the last time we manage to drive him onto the scales with a forklift, Hands the size of shovels, Brick shithouse in short) and on seeing him declares "You're a big fella fatcunt, but I bet you can't fight".
    Cue him headbutting Mikey in the chest and laying in with punches about the body to no noticable effect. I'm splitting my side laughing at the big fellas bemused face when after a few goes at Mikey, he gets a Slap from Mikey ( I think he was getting bored) which knocks him sideway about 8' bouncing him off the wall to collapse at my feet.
    Sat on him until police arrived and he was surprisingly quiet while we waited. On being nicked was found with two small bags of coke, which goes some way to explain his slight over confidence in picking a fight with a walking mountain.

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    "Sinner251 - he pisses on tramps" The Snail

    I came here to drink Milk and kick Ass.....and I've just finished my Milk

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