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Discuss Arrsers self taken photo collection. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched Lordy, no I wasn't into them when i was at school. Now paler willies is a different story. I think that you had one or two people worried there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Lordy, no I wasn't into them when i was at school. Now paler willies is a different story.
    I think that you had one or two people worried there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    I was going to post it up to ask if the asymmetric lights were a new Merc design, you know, more attention grabbing, or if it was just some bizarre wiring fault.
    Jarrod take note.)
    Another example of fine German engineering.

    As the old saying goes, "they don't make 'em like they used to".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cab-scab View Post
    I think that you had one or two people worried there
    Not as worried as me
    "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cab-scab View Post
    Simple LH brake light and right hand tail light are diffy!
    The board computer should tell him that (If he knows how to read the display)mine does
    He did say that something had come up on the display, but he didn't know what it meant!

    Both (well, all three if you count the top middle one) lights only came on when he put his brakes on, so I'd hazard a guess that there's some crossed wires somewhere!
    Last edited by Grey_Mafia65; 15-05-2012 at 18:41.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    He did say that something had come up on the display, but he didn't know what it meant!

    Both (well, all three if you count the top middle one) lights only came on when he put his brakes on, so I'd hazard a guess that there's some crossed wires somewhere!
    Dick head!!!
    The top ones now standard with all new cars here great help on the Autobahns at speed
    You are probably right with the crossed wires or a short in the earthing can cause disco lights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    He did say that something had come up on the display, but he didn't know what it meant!

    Both (well, all three if you count the top middle one) lights only came on when he put his brakes on, so I'd hazard a guess that there's some crossed wires somewhere!
    Did he not look in the handbook? I have to if a warning light comes on
    "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."

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    Blokes don't do handbooks.
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    Older,but no wiser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Did he not look in the handbook? I have to if a warning light comes on
    My Merc tells me whats gone wrong in plain language so if he can read he should be ok

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    The Beemer manual is easy to read so even a mere girlie such as myself can see what's wrong.
    "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."

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    Back to Photos me thinks
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