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    Quote Originally Posted by BV_Technician View Post
    Since the The Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 doesn't mention fairies, you could shoot them.
    But not hunt with dogs?
    Older,but no wiser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BV_Technician View Post
    Since the The Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 doesn't mention fairies, you could shoot them.
    Do you have to shout:

    "Look out they are coming straight for us!"

    Before you shoot or is that a given?
    Born to make big holes in small counties!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Felix View Post
    Do you have to shout:

    "Look out they are coming straight for us!"

    Before you shoot or is that a given?
    Don't be daft THEY'RE BEHIND YOU!
    Xylitol kills dogs, remember Eddie - http://www.facebook.com/The.Eddy.Project

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime View Post
    Don't be daft THEY'RE BEHIND YOU!
    Not necessarily, they might be 'takers.'
    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

    I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417 View Post
    Not necessarily, they might be 'takers.'
    Of course, silly me, never been in the RAF you know!
    Xylitol kills dogs, remember Eddie - http://www.facebook.com/The.Eddy.Project

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    Oh great……..I’ve got bird shot for shooting….birds and buck shot for shooting…..bucks and now I’ve got to find some fairy shot!

    Mind you I did think that the slug was a bit excessive for use in the garden…and wife didn’t appreciate my attempts at protecting her tomato plants either.
    Born to make big holes in small counties!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Felix View Post
    Do you have to shout:

    "Look out they are coming straight for us!"

    Before you shoot or is that a given?
    I would say it was a given, with the proviso that you shout "takatakatakataka" at the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BV_Technician View Post
    I would say it was a given, with the proviso that you shout "takatakatakataka" at the time.
    Don't be daft, he's only licensed for a shotgun.
    Xylitol kills dogs, remember Eddie - http://www.facebook.com/The.Eddy.Project

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    [QUOTE=Taff49;4391078]correct, actually a 292 Y block. lovely-sounding motor.

    have we met? your REME too, aren't you[/QUOTE]

    We met when we were both in Warminster. I was over at Battlsebury, and up at Harman lines. You were roof chopping a green/white car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime View Post
    Don't be daft, he's only licensed for a shotgun.
    But don't forget the explosives!
    Born to make big holes in small counties!

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