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    Not long out of the bath and was doing the old TSE when I found this hiding around my scrote.

    115mm long pube.

    Any more and I'll be plaiting them with ribbons.
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    She looked fairly spectacular whilst walking away from me but she's at an odd angle now, makes her look like she has no bum.
    Thats because she has NO arrse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime View Post
    Were you on your way to Central Mosque?
    Yes, & I'm that much of a bastard that I was making the Kuffir Whore walk in front of me lest there be cycle couriers not guided by Allah who ran red lights & ran into us. See how in the words of the prophet she was to carry her own rocks to be stoned with in that handbag of hers?
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    I was devastated upon my arrival at York to see The Kings Arms underwater this weekend.
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    [QUOTE=FatBoyGeorge;4399334]I was devastated upon my arrival at York to see The Kings Arms underwater this weekend.[/QUOTE]

    was the little cafe in the bridge a bit farther along flooded too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatBoyGeorge View Post
    I was devastated upon my arrival at York to see The Kings Arms underwater this weekend.
    It is possibly the worst pub in town.
    The beer couldn't get any more watered down!
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    If banging in the glass frightens them the they truly are pussies
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    Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong

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    This little bastard seemed to like the camera, followed me and the camera everywhere
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    Jeremy clarkson on cyclist's:

    Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beans_Boots_n_Brows View Post
    If banging in the glass frightens them the they truly are pussies
    Climb in with them. They're more scared of you than you are of them. Trust me, you know it makes sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    Climb in with them. They're more scared of you than you are of them. Trust me, you know it makes sense.
    I regularly do, simba is my bitch
    Jeremy clarkson on cyclist's:

    Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong

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