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    Quote Originally Posted by Taff49 View Post
    your REME too, aren't you
    It's anybody's REME, from my experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bottleosmoke View Post
    That photo is a load of old cock.........
    Ah, but did he pluck up the courage? And did anyone egg him on?
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    This kind of sight is rarely seen getting off a rural station halt. Retired Brigadiers would crumple their newspapers, spinsters tut & the Vicar fall off his bicycle if he wasn't Padre-like in his ability to deal with almost anything:
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    Crash......I call foul.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy View Post
    Ah, but did he pluck up the courage? And did anyone egg him on?
    That's eggsactly what I was wondering.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Militia Boy View Post
    That's eggsactly what I was wondering.
    Nothing but a few paltry puns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brotherton Lad View Post
    Nothing but a few paltry puns.
    Are they those diddy little chickens?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy View Post
    Are they those diddy little chickens?

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    It was like that when I got here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy View Post
    Are they those diddy little chickens?
    Don't pullet, I mean push it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabana View Post
    Oooh....I only got a 55-200 one. I got the camera, lenses and a load of accessories second hand from a chap who bought it two months ago, but has to sell it because his missus said so...haha. She told him he was spending too much money.
    What body is that? Can't quite make it out! I have no sympathy for him if he's willing to put up with such a dragon! Sounds like you got a cracking deal!

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