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Discuss Arrsers self taken photo collection. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by CaptainPlume It's all a sort of complex double-bluff. Some people are made to be entertainers & Eek is one of them, and I don't mean in a Colin Hunt/David Brent sort of ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    It's all a sort of complex double-bluff. Some people are made to be entertainers & Eek is one of them, and I don't mean in a Colin Hunt/David Brent sort of way.

    The expression "gentle giant" could have been invented for yer man, although in his Rugby playing prime I would have been very wary indeed about tackling him!
    I think i'd be very wary of his tackle too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirkz View Post
    She'd be better off playing rugby
    Getting her hands on the odd-shaped balls & rucking furiously? Is that a suitable pastime for a lady?
    To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    Apparently, so I've recently been informed, this is true.

    What I want to know, is who told you?!
    Lips firmly sealed.

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    damn right it is...

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    [QUOTE=CaptainPlume;4368833]Getting her hands on the odd-shaped balls & rucking furiously? Is that a suitable pastime for a lady?[/QUOTE]
    Whatever makes you think she's a "lady"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    I've been a season ticket holder for years for the top team (they are in the correct order)
    I think you mean the team listed at the top of the sign rather than the top team
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    To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day

    Somerset Maugham

    London: its "buzz" and "vibrancy"... can be codewords for drugs, late-night noise and multi-culturalism run (literally) riot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    I think you mean the team listed at the top of the sign rather than the top team
    Don't make come and clout you one.
    "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."

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    [QUOTE=Nurse Ratched;4368846]Don't make come and clout you one.[/QUOTE]

    Swahili?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Don't make come and clout you one.
    I would pin a picture of Eek on the door & then turn the radio up so I didn't hear the sound of your sighing (in a champagne bottle being opened way...)

    Besides, cast ne'er a clout till May be out!
    To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day

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    London: its "buzz" and "vibrancy"... can be codewords for drugs, late-night noise and multi-culturalism run (literally) riot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    I would pin a picture of Eek on the door & then turn the radio up so I didn't hear the sound of your sighing (in a champagne bottle being opened way...)
    Eek? I'm over him now, twas but a brief infatuation. Don't make me do unspeakable things on your seat! Remember it is our stadium...you are merely lodgers lol
    "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."

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