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Discuss Arrsers self taken photo collection. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by cheekyruby @ Toffeewrapper1. the only difference is im not as tall as she looks, Does tha t mean that you're a midget with a bondage fetish ? Put me down for first ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheekyruby View Post
    @ Toffeewrapper1. the only difference is im not as tall as she looks,
    Does tha t mean that you're a midget with a bondage fetish ?
    Put me down for first in the queue then!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheekyruby View Post
    Nobby Sapper, Im funsized, but not small enough to fit in your pocket...
    Just as long as your hand is Ruby. Pocket billiards is soooooooo much fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BarkingSpider View Post
    The Keighley Memorial bayonet is removable to stop it being nicked. They put it into place each year for the service and shortly after that it goes back into storage in the Town Hall.
    Why dont they weld the thing on? Or modify it so the whole bayonet is removable instead of just the blade. It looks stupid without it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheekyruby View Post
    Nobby Sapper, Im funsized, but not small enough to fit in your pocket...
    Uh oh, that means she is a right porker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabana View Post
    Uh oh, that means she is a right porker!
    Erm,and?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabana View Post
    Uh oh, that means she is a right porker!
    I'm getting flash backs to Charlottetheharlot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1 View Post
    If you resemble your avatar in any way,shape or form,stand by for the queue forming outside your virtual door.
    Can I be second in the queue? I am still pissed off that I was 2077th on the balcony.
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    Quote Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1 View Post
    Erm,and?
    Erm....well if you like those of the pictured variety then crack on and good luck with finding and entering her crack. (no they are not self taken pictures)



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    These ones has even managed to get tits on their backs!!
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    Jesus fucking Christ,which did you prefer at the time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1 View Post
    Jesus fucking Christ,which did you prefer at the time?
    toffeewrapper1 is under there somewhere.

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