ARmy Rumour SErvice

**toffeewrapper1** · 08-04-2012, 12:12

Originally Posted by cheekyruby

@ Toffeewrapper1. the only difference is im not as tall as she looks,

Does tha t mean that you're a midget with a bondage fetish ?
Put me down for first in the queue then!

**Nobby Sapper** · 08-04-2012, 12:12

Originally Posted by cheekyruby

Nobby Sapper, Im funsized, but not small enough to fit in your pocket...

Just as long as your hand is Ruby. Pocket billiards is soooooooo much fun.

**Cabana** · 08-04-2012, 12:23

Originally Posted by BarkingSpider

The Keighley Memorial bayonet is removable to stop it being nicked. They put it into place each year for the service and shortly after that it goes back into storage in the Town Hall.

Why dont they weld the thing on? Or modify it so the whole bayonet is removable instead of just the blade. It looks stupid without it.

**Cabana** · 08-04-2012, 12:24

Originally Posted by cheekyruby

Nobby Sapper, Im funsized, but not small enough to fit in your pocket...

Uh oh, that means she is a right porker!

**toffeewrapper1** · 08-04-2012, 12:32

Originally Posted by Cabana

Uh oh, that means she is a right porker!

Erm,and?

**Markintime** · 08-04-2012, 12:44

Originally Posted by Cabana

Uh oh, that means she is a right porker!

I'm getting flash backs to Charlottetheharlot.

**Albertous** · 08-04-2012, 12:45

Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1

If you resemble your avatar in any way,shape or form,stand by for the queue forming outside your virtual door.

Can I be second in the queue? I am still pissed off that I was 2077th on the balcony.

**Cabana** · 08-04-2012, 13:05

Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1

Erm,and?

Erm....well if you like those of the pictured variety then crack on and good luck with finding and entering her crack. (no they are not self taken pictures)