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Discuss Arrsers self taken photo collection. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by TheIronDuke You are confusing me with wor kid. The deadly Hippocrocodile emerges from hibernation. I'd have fucking shit myself if I'd swum next to that and caught a glimpse of it....
  1. 12-03-2012, 17:00 #3111
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
    You are confusing me with wor kid.

    The deadly Hippocrocodile emerges from hibernation.

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    I'd have fucking shit myself if I'd swum next to that and caught a glimpse of it.
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    Oh, the irony!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann View Post
    Does she whinge and whine and have a dreadful rising inflection in her nasal monotone voice like the rest of them?
    They all do in Castleford.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime View Post
    They all do in Castleford.
    Tsk, tsk.

    'Castleford lasses must needs be fair.
    For they bathe in Calder and wash in Aire'.

    That's why all that foam used to fly past Fawcett's mill off the weir.
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    To start the night off....

    However it always ends up onto better things....

    Name: beers.........jpg Views: 1210 Size: 59.1 KB

    They said it was only £3 a jug whilst the rugby was on...I say it's because they thought he was one of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brotherton Lad View Post
    Against my better judgement:

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    Now, play nicely.
    Holy Mamma... She's lovely. Can I play nicely with her then? Oooh baby, come to daddy. Cracking smile and a smashing pair of tits. She'd have to ask me nicely of course, but only once.
    Fuck it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brotherton Lad View Post
    Against my better judgement:

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    Now, play nicely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutaway View Post
    Thought Strines only drove Holdens ?
    Holden commodore.

    And no, we have most of the same shitters you lot have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann View Post
    Does she whinge and whine and have a dreadful rising inflection in her nasal monotone voice like the rest of them?
    I'm feeling my prostate being tickled by the warm finger of envy.
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  10. 12-03-2012, 23:10 #3120
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    14,000+ rounds without being cleaned....




    OK so it's a FAL rather than an L1A1.
    The photo is from when I last saw it in 2010 & it's had a few more rounds through since.
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