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Discuss Arrsers self taken photo collection. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by goatrutar No, a typical Aussie would've gone into a drunken rage and wrapped his shitbox Commodore around a tree in an effort to kill the fucking thing. Thought Strines only drove Holdens ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    No, a typical Aussie would've gone into a drunken rage and wrapped his shitbox Commodore around a tree in an effort to kill the fucking thing.
    Thought Strines only drove Holdens ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brotherton Lad View Post
    Against my better judgement:

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate View Post
    If I can get her in the surprise sex van I will
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    Does she whinge and whine and have a dreadful rising inflection in her nasal monotone voice like the rest of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by HHH View Post
    Why are you following me and taking pictures?
    He has a Fed Ex fetish, plus he was probably doing a CTR of it for when he robs it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by panzerknacker View Post
    plus he was probably doing a CTR of it for when he robs it.
    You are confusing me with wor kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
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    How did you get the photo of my other two nieces?
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    [QUOTE=Brotherton Lad;4281946]Against my better judgement:

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    Now, play nicely.[/QUOTE]

    I've lost my phone number, any chance I can have hers?

    [QUOTE=TheIronDuke;4282271]You are confusing me with wor kid.

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    That looks like one of 3rd Staffords turds lying in the U bend!!!
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