ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Eric Shawn** · 06-03-2012, 23:42

Originally Posted by Nobby Sapper

My daughter caught a glimpse of these and said "Those cakes look nice".
Gawd bless her innocence.

That is some fucking collection!

How much and do you need to clean them out?

**Ravers** · 06-03-2012, 23:53

The bottom left one has fangs. WTF?

**Oddbod** · 07-03-2012, 00:59

Originally Posted by Ravers

The bottom left one has fangs. WTF?

That's available to special order only - known as a "Jarrod's Surprise".

**goatrutar** · 07-03-2012, 02:15

Originally Posted by asmallbrownduck

On the side of a fridge near the till of a Thai restaurant! (in York)

They forgot trisexual. As in tries anything.

**riksavage** · 07-03-2012, 02:42

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Hope you paid her in dentist coupons - tell her to take the free toothpaste and brush from the bathroom!

Did you carry out a quick big hands/feet audit?

**azimghur1990** · 07-03-2012, 02:59

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**goatrutar** · 07-03-2012, 04:01

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Originally Posted by eodmatt

Hope you paid her in dentist coupons - tell her to take the free toothpaste and brush from the bathroom!

Did you carry out a quick big hands/feet audit?

Her teeth are fucking rancid aren't they?

**goatrutar** · 07-03-2012, 04:02

Originally Posted by azimghur1990

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Were you raped by inbred hillbillies while you were there? Arse rape, it's for winners.

**Cabana** · 07-03-2012, 04:54

Originally Posted by Fang_Farrier

Reference the last point, who is the cleaner there for there?

I didn't write the signs, some Dutch chap did. The cleaner is there to keep the place clean, they clean them once a day, not to clean up everytime someone takes a dump.

What normally happens, is the cleaner cleans up everyones gopping mess in the morning and an hour later some fucker comes along takes a dump and leaves shit everywhere. In my opinion, it is the job of the said shitter to clean his shit up, as I and a few others in our accommodation don't want to come in to use the toilet after him to be presented with a toilet full of shit. Some of these cunts won't even flush the toilet after use.

**Little Militia Boy** · 07-03-2012, 12:56

Originally Posted by Cabana

I didn't write the signs, some Dutch chap did. The cleaner is there to keep the place clean, they clean them once a day, not to clean up everytime someone takes a dump.

What normally happens, is the cleaner cleans up everyones gopping mess in the morning and an hour later some fucker comes along takes a dump and leaves shit everywhere. In my opinion, it is the job of the said shitter to clean his shit up, as I and a few others in our accommodation don't want to come in to use the toilet after him to be presented with a toilet full of shit. Some of these cunts won't even flush the toilet after use.

Worked with a cunt like that. If he did it at work then he did it at home so he must have a very understanding, servile missus. And yes it was said to him and no he didn't change his filthy habit, the gopping cunt. I've left now and he's still there. I wonder are there still people cleaning up after him.