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    My Daughter with a rose toed tarantula, at Edinburgh Butterfly farm....as she shouts across the room to me..Mum can i get one for a pet...response, no darling, put the beastie down..NOW!
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    My Daughter with a rose toed tarantula, at Edinburgh Butterfly farm....as she shouts across the room to me..Mum can i get one for a pet...response, no darling, put the beastie down..NOW!

    Do they still have the leafcutter ants and all the rope joining the various tanks which are not above head height for someone of about 6 foot, which means if you're not careful you end up with a few ants in your hair.

    Alledgedly.
    It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom -- for that alone, which no honest man gives up,

    As true today as in 1320.

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    @ Fang Farrier, sorry I didnt pay that much attention..Im only 5'3 outa my 3 inch heels and its not my Ideal place for a fun time, dont like beasties...with more than four legs.. ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheekyruby View Post
    ..Im only 5'3 outa my 3 inch heels..
    You look much taller in your avatar.

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    This sign appeared in the toilets at work today. Written by a squaddie/ex-squaddie per chance???

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    Haha, class......we have these signs up...which many manages to ignore...will suggest that one.

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    Cabana -

    The detailed instructions in the 3rd pic make no mention as to use of paper. I would presume you have that available in the UK. The have had it on all my past visits.

    As someone retired after many years in government I know that no job is finished until the paperwork is complete
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    Reference the last point, who is the cleaner there for there?
    It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom -- for that alone, which no honest man gives up,

    As true today as in 1320.

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    One for all you deer stalkers, a gathering of Fallow Does on the way home a couple of weeks ago.

    I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to fucking please you.

    Your God was nailed to a cross, My God has a hammer! Questions??

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    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann View Post
    I assume you went whelk hunting with his two 18 year old daughters?
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    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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