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Discuss Arrsers self taken photo collection. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Markintime Yeah but can you get eight men pulling in unison? I better not answer that....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime View Post
    Yeah but can you get eight men pulling in unison?
    I better not answer that.

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    Couple of Old ones I found.

    This was suicidal and a self harmer, kicked of in Warrington market off his tits on pills and booze and looking for a fight. My colleague gave him a very short intensive judo course.
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    Then two years later pretty much the same again but this time where I now work.
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    It gets worse for him, this time it was an ex-crab that nicked him (Top Bobby though)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinner251 View Post
    One for Panzerknacker....... his favourite trampy shit stained piss soaked waste of skin.
    The one the only Cyril Maher.
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    Cunts an even bigger pest now he only has one leg.

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    Causes havoc Manc side until they kick him out then he comes to Warrington to brighten my day.
    Filthy honking cunt, Cyril stinks as well.
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    Ahhh, the poor luv is bleeding, and not just from his wrists.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    What I need, mate, is some cock

    There fixed it.
    No thanks needed, GM, 'twas a pleasure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
    Parked by a bird...


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    Cessna A-37 super Tweet parked to the left.
    Ying tong iddle I po.

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    Here's a blast from the past

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    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
    You know him?
    Not biblically.


    Yet.
    Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
    "If however you offer to moderate you may be a sanctimonious, unfunny pissflap to your heart's content."

    Some comments are allegedly "very very nasty and uncalled for."

    snigger
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    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
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    Dunno why I kept the mug, I had a crap time in the traz.
    Gizz the badge Matt..............please.

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    My 4yo daughter on her maiden voyage with her new bike and itching to get on the skate park already.
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