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Discuss Arrsers self taken photo collection. at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by goatrutar Beat Nitro at what though? Snoring and farting? Nitro couldn't even ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    Beat Nitro at what though? Snoring and farting?
    Nitro couldn't even beat Sluggie at that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime View Post
    Nitro couldn't even beat Sluggie at that!
    I reckon I could though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime View Post
    Nitro couldn't even beat Sluggie at that!

    Beat Slug? Do we get sticks for that...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    I call you out to a challenge......

    My dog would beat yours hands and paws down.
    Not fair though, the smell would be a violation of the Geneva Conventions, chem/bio warfare
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    Quote Originally Posted by panzerknacker View Post
    In honour of my gut stump and no longer with us Ripley, here's 5 pictures that shows us Ripley's progress from Chinese Man Tiddler Like proportions to Bang Bros Monster wang. Sadly Ripley was amputated in May 2011 and cremated. We shared some wonderful times such as when the Boots Security Officer in Warrington asked me to accompany him to the Security Office as he believed I was concealing something under my Hoodie. RIP Ripley, it's dusty in here.









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    Am re-furbing a 1930s Villa in NRW and found this behind a built-in cupboard last week:

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    Its from 1939, this ads for the "First German Reich State Lottery", with prizes totalling 100mill RM.

    We will have the wallpaper professionally removed (the newspaper was used as backing-paper), leave it in-situ and frame and glaze it.

    I also found €400,00 in €50 notes in a false-shelf in the cupboard, the first time I ve ever found something on a building-site in 15 years...................but the client was stood next to me!
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    ^ Now that's pretty cool. Next you'll be getting all the neo's around using the house as a shrine. least you'll have plenty of help.
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    I like the amended decal. Was that you Hunter?
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    It was...it just needed to be done. Took the picture in 2009 in Normandy...one of the biggest 101 living historyists I've ever seen.

    He must have come underslung back in '44.
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