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Discuss Arrse Mini- UN in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Flagrantviolator Mugabe was my initial choice too, but I just can't deal with that treasonous uncle-tom Tsanvirai I think Zimbabwe might have oil? Therefore they require "liberating"....
  1. 24-11-2011, 23:10 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagrantviolator View Post
    Mugabe was my initial choice too, but I just can't deal with that treasonous uncle-tom Tsanvirai
    I think Zimbabwe might have oil? Therefore they require "liberating".
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  2. 25-11-2011, 00:06 #32
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    I'd like to be Iran. With my finger on the button.
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    Can you send pics of you with your finger on your button?
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    Quote Originally Posted by filthyphil View Post
    Can you send pics of you with your finger on your button?
    Wouldn't you rather speculate on whom I'm making *toast*
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    Bags I the United States. Nuke nuke nuke, you're all dead, no more financial crisis, peace and plenty for the survivors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords View Post
    Wouldn't you rather speculate on whom I'm making *toast*
    FilthyPhils house I assume?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords View Post
    Wouldn't you rather speculate on whom I'm making *toast*
    I don't give a rat's arse if you make eggs Benedict, just get your rat out and start beanflicking, there's a love.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linda-Darnell View Post
    Il have the hole that is Breton, i know that much about it as iv been bored to death by that french gink
    Do wind your neck in you fucking dribbling vagina.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords View Post
    Wouldn't you rather speculate on whom I'm making *toast*

    Bollocks I wanted to be Iran. I'll have to be Israel instead.

    So, how was that party at the air base? I heard it was quite a blast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords View Post
    I'd like to be Iran. With my finger on the button.
    Fuck off you ugly bastard cunt.
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