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Discuss Ropey birds from 80's pop videos who would get it anyway. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Mr_Snakey Ohh baby do you know what that's worth? Ohhh baby can you feel my girth? Thats what I would have sung to Belinda Carlisle if she'd have let me show her ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Snakey View Post
    Ohh baby do you know what that's worth?
    Ohhh baby can you feel my girth?

    Thats what I would have sung to Belinda Carlisle if she'd have let me show her heaven on earth. But she missed her chance.

    Slag.
    You'd give her the best 10 seconds of your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    You'd give her the best 10 seconds of your life.
    She had her chance in 1986.

    And she would have got more than 10 seconds worth I can assure you! After all, squeezing spots was all part of foreplay in those days...

    Nowadays foreplay is a trip to Tescos! If she's lucky!!
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    And they say romance is dead...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Born_Again_Stab View Post
    Do I fuckin' what! A cursory internet search will also find clunge shots for the discerning gentleman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers View Post
    Can't be arsed to find the link but the bird in the video for Marillion's Kayleigh would seriously get it, I think the lead singer ended up marrying her.

    I know I'm really scraping the barrel here. Marillion for fucks sake.
    Ah Ravers, you rally know how to bring a tear to my eye with fading memories of days gone by.....picture a pi$$ed up Nod in Sams nightclub in Exmouth (RM school of fighting) smooching with a bird to Kayleigh As i held her tight young loves dream turned in to a NIGHTMARE as I spewed down her back......she didnt want to shagg me after that!!
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    Robert Palmer - "Simply Irresistible" - ORIGINAL VIDEO - stereo HQ - YouTube

    Any of the birds in this cheeky follow up to Addicted to Love. Remember it first coming out in 1988.

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    There's this cheeky little duo that have always had a flame in my heart (the hermer doesn't apply)

    Sweet Dreams

    Does anyone recognise the brunette? Answer below

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    Mel Appleby must be pretty ropey by now, does that count?
    Sent from the Teutoberg Forest in darkest Germany using fuck off big bongo drums!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cernunnos View Post
    Mel Appleby must be pretty ropey by now, does that count?
    ...was there anyone that didn't have that copy of Mayfair?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by orgASMic View Post
    Nice one. I'll see your Strawberry Switchblade and raise you We've Got A Fuzzbox and We're Gonna Use It!

    Fuzzbox-Spirit in the sky-live 044.AVI - YouTube
    oh, Fuzzbox. forgot about them. saw them several time, and, er, slept soundly after each gig.
    though the drummer wasn't very good. at drumming
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