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Discuss Mature Dating Online at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Mark The Convict
Did anyone else see this pic and think;
'Push ...
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09-12-2011, 06:35 #81Senior Member
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Only after she's been made airtight.
Originally Posted by Mark The Convict
Did anyone else see this pic and think;
'Push her over the edge'?
Just me, then? Oooooooookaaaaaaaayyy...........High on life. And glue.
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09-12-2011, 11:15 #82
Just a touch of the Angelina Jolies about her & as Ms Jolie is a woman designed by a committee of perverts I'd have smashed it in my single days...
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1 is from a 40 something Mancunian bird, entitled "Hello Hansom". Gotta love those psychic chavs.
Did you ask her to send you a cab?
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Don't foget the hat Originally Posted by vinniethemanxcat
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She doesn't, she just laid there. But I suppose that is what happens when you go overboard with a lump hammer. Originally Posted by goatrutar
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!
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how was the play?"
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That mature dating site is now advertising mongs. Have you clocked the speccy one in the black dress sat on the end of the bed?
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Why is it when they put body size they all put 'average' even when you can see from the pic that they've just eaten a factories worth of pies.
Oh yeah, just dug out my school maths book, and yes a size 16 hippo is mathematically average these days-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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The bird in the floral dress in front of the freshly creosoted gates would get it ...
that is she'd get the creosote brush handle up her ricker while wearing the creosote bucket on her napper.
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Personally I still abuse myself to The Shake'n'Vac bird - she must be mature now. But thanks to that little magic bottle there will be a distinct absence of the smell of wee
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A month of dreadful borderline swamp donkeys then today I get this? The modern world is so confusing.
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