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    Limbless midget porn

    I've just had a request for midget amputee porn.

    Now I've got midget porn and amputee porn but not the two together. The specific request is two total amputee midgets shagging each other. (Or being more specify, if possible, two getting held together.)

    Can I find any - Nope!

    All assistance, however deviant, greatly appreciated.
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    You need to google "nugget fucking".
    One cannot begin to fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.

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    Wait a bit, it is my experience that all threads eventually turn to the subject of nude midget wrestling, and then can midget amputee porn be far behind?
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    Can a midget be fisted by an armless type?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jinxy View Post
    Can a midget be fisted by an armless type?
    But they can be fisted by the carer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers View Post
    You need to google "nugget fucking".
    I don't even want to think what that will bring up (apart from my dinner) Now get back to making some more 'them' sunglasses - Christmas is coming and I've presents to buy !
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    Quote Originally Posted by jinxy View Post
    Can a midget be fisted by an armless type?
    Nah but the can space dock!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CC_TA View Post
    I've just had a request for midget amputee porn.

    Now I've got midget porn and amputee porn but not the two together. The specific request is two total amputee midgets shagging each other. (Or being more specify, if possible, two getting held together.)

    Can I find any - Nope!

    All assistance, however deviant, greatly appreciated.

    You've had a request for ! What are you, some sort of Porn DJ ?
    Or, are you too embrassed to say you want to look at some yourself ?
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    limbless midgets? they wont have a leg to stand on.
    is madly in love with the Slug and doesnt care who knows it. from the moment she first got me in a headlock and took my lunch money off me, I knew she was the only girl for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HHH View Post
    You've had a request for ! What are you, some sort of Porn DJ ?
    Or, are you too embrassed to say you want to look at some yourself ?
    One of the lads was disgusted that I didn't have on my hard drive, he's tried searching online but fuck all. If nothing comes up I think I'm gonna have to take a trip out with me camera and a machete and fuck up some locals.
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