Discuss Thuggery or a genuine attempt to enforce mess rules and etiquette? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Closet_Jibber
I think it can happen anywhere were too much booze is consumed...
Yes, but the fact that (allegedly) no one else in the mess tried to intervene during the (alleged) assault ...
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About LinkBacks- 20-10-2011, 21:18 #151Yes, but the fact that (allegedly) no one else in the mess tried to intervene during the (alleged) assault is possibly as bad if not worse than the assault itself.
Originally Posted by Closet_Jibber 
- 20-10-2011, 21:21 #152Dead on Crow Bag. That's why I think it wouldn't happen in a Guards Mess, where the senior members tend to have the balls to step in and stop mayhem!!! Originally Posted by crow_bag Five secrets of a perfect relationship =
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- 20-10-2011, 21:25 #153
It could possibly go back to some of the failings that resulted in the death of Baha Mousa, people (allegedly) knew that something was or might be going on but no one intervened. I wonder how many of the QLR ended up in 2LANCS after the amalgamation.
- 20-10-2011, 22:08 #154Senior Member
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the 3 cunts who did this should be kicked out, end of. However, they won't be I've seem something similar to this happen before and fuck all got done (just fines and a few days nick), the CO should grow a set and mag to grid these fuckwits
ps - in my current mess you could tip up wearing flip flops and 5 days stuble on your face and no cunt would batter an eye lid!!Last edited by Pink_Ops; 20-10-2011 at 22:10.
- 20-10-2011, 22:12 #155Senior Member
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That's a fucking specific body part to attack! Originally Posted by Pink_Ops
- 20-10-2011, 22:13 #156That's the HCR for you! Originally Posted by Pink_Ops engee and CrashTestDummy like this.
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- 20-10-2011, 22:56 #157So if someone murders another mess member then the rest of the mess have to roll the body up in the carpet and dump it in a skip? Originally Posted by No_Duff
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- 20-10-2011, 23:15 #158Senior Member
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Fucking two-sheds. OK, if that's how you want to play it...if someone walks into the Mess and lobs a hand grenade over the bar killing the 'foreign looking' barmaid and seriously injuring the three late 30s single Mess members who've been letching at her all night in an attempt to prove that they are not really gay and then takes a samurai sword to the two pads and their wives playing pool, then eats everything on the late duty tray and then takes a dump on what's left of the smouldering bar...should that stay in the Mess? Originally Posted by SUNRAY_MINOR
- 20-10-2011, 23:24 #159If there's that much shit going down then they may have to get help in from the Cpl's mess and promise them promotion to the most exclusive club in the world to help cover up all the shizzle that's gone down. All the dead should be covered up by tranche 2 redundancies. Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB techno-spastic likes this.There is a good chance I may be cheeky to you
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Don't forget the 3 or 4, twenty stone, approaching the end of their careers acting Sgt's who are downgraded and can afford themselves the luxury of a few pints every night in the mess cos they don't have to rock up to PT. Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB
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