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The theme from Roobarb, believe it or not. A very strange woman, the Jade Dream. Even by the high standard of her gender.
We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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Therapy? - Diane
A true love song
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Endgame?
'She fucking hates me', by Puddle of Mud.
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Goldie lookin' Chain - Your missus is a nutta!
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I've never seen a woman make a f*ckin' skinhead cry,
And I never seen a woman try to snap an arm with her thigh.
Now I have and it's just across the pub,
And the worst thing is she's takin' you home for a rub.
You don't deserve it, you know it's a fact,
But mix her up with booze, you got a suicide pact,
2 tequilas and 4 vodka mules,
She's a wrecking ball and her fists are her tools.
We've all been there and know the type well!!They shall mount up with wings as eagles.
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Bravo_Bravos wife and daughter?
Originally Posted by devexwarrior 
- 26-09-2011, 15:58 #16
I met a girl in Italy called Mary-Lou. One night in a piazza in Rome some guys were busking to a crowd. I grabbed the guitar and did Buddy Holly's Peggy Sue changing the name to 'Mary-Lou'.
After applause she looked at me with big doey eyes and said, 'when did you write that?' I said 'I've been writing that since I first met you...'
13 years, many court visits and £28k later I've just been reunited with my daughter that the fucking bitch refused me access to. All those wasted legal fees, empty years and heartbreaking Christmases are over!
Who said women are all **nts?sarahuk222000 and Bushmills like this.
- 26-09-2011, 18:03 #17
Pump up the bitter
- 26-09-2011, 20:01 #18
In the words of Dope "the 1 I love, I hate, but the sex is great". My cousins song was pure class/crass - Under the sea (little Mermaid), and he wonders why he failed Sandhurst selection...then he must have lied about it.
Dishonour before death!!
My Service Career and work ethic - Too much a poof for the SAS, too lazy for P Coy, too sea sick for the Marines, too inept for anything vaguly glamourous, but not too scared to ask that fat MT lass to dance down the bop.
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