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  1. 18-08-2011, 23:49 #1
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    wank question - bit pissed

    I am currently in a wank hotel watching Gary: Tank Commander on BBC iPlayer. I have also watched about 4 episodes of Weeds, one episode of Peep Show and a Live at the Apollo gig. Anyway...

    ...During the opening credits of Gary: Mildly Amusing Sometimes - The guy makes his A1 ready with the right hand. Oops. But, it made me wonder, why is it conventionally done with the left? I am sure there must be a reason, but I can't really move my Kirin riddled brain into any effective mode of thought. Hic.
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  2. 18-08-2011, 23:51 #2
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    Christ you must be bored
    Coriolanus is typical of a Shakespearian tragedy in that the protagonist must be an admirable but flawed character; Coriolanus' flaw was that he just f**king hated civvies.

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  3. 18-08-2011, 23:52 #3
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    was going to suggest porn hub my friend but that wouldnt really help right now would it?
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    I forgot to mention, I'm wanked out as of 6pm. Pornhub and "NATURAL TIT ASIAN BRUNETTE DOCTOR " did that for me. To be fair, I'm in Bracknell and losing the will to live...
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    Keep your controlling hand on the pistol grip. .
    huuurrr hurr
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    PS John Bishop is shit...
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  7. 19-08-2011, 00:07 #7
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    lubetube justwatchporn tubelogr slutload
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  8. 19-08-2011, 00:11 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by beer View Post
    PS John Bishop is shit...
    lovely teeth though
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