ARmy Rumour SErvice

**panzerknacker** · 17-08-2011, 09:35

And the people bowed and prayed, to the Wonk_Mog stain Hagar made.

**DemsMaShoes** · 17-08-2011, 09:35

Originally Posted by Wonk_Mog

I've already done that, they are now in hiding because the journos want to interview them about their mong kids

Are you still alive?
If you put anyone on their arse it was probably Mrs. Hagar. You only talk big with women. Is that why you were sent down, assault on a female?

**Mark The Convict** · 17-08-2011, 09:38

They're playing his song!

Simon And Garfunkel - The Boxer (Live) - YouTube

**Grapevine** · 17-08-2011, 09:39

'Thieving', 'Filthy' and 'Bastards' are redundant in the title.

**Zero_Over** · 17-08-2011, 09:40

Originally Posted by Wonk_Mog

Oh fuckoff back to yer gay bar.

The sound of silence

Poor Wonk_Mog. I've watched you change from someone quite funny into some sort of gibbering wreck, and it's very disappointing.

Can I suggest you change your password on here into some sort of random collection of numbers & letters that you'll never remember, and then select the "delete cookies" option in your browser's security options.

Then find a dark corner of your house, sit there for a while and maybe hit yourself over the head with a shovel.

It's the kindest thing for all concerned. You're like a blind old incontinent sheepdog that's had it's day. Take it out to the barn with a double-barreled shotgun and blow the mother away.. And I'm only saying that because I'm so fond of you.

You cunt.

**vvaannmmaann** · 17-08-2011, 09:41

Originally Posted by panzerknacker

Shame you don't have the same enthusiasm about putting Hagar on his arse.

You just couldn't let it lie could you?

**panzerknacker** · 17-08-2011, 09:43

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

You just couldn't let it lie could you?

Nope, I'll always be a throbber.

**Cuddles** · 17-08-2011, 09:56

"'Thieving', 'Filthy' and 'Bastards' are redundant in the title."?

And so is 'Romanian'...all gypsies are crap. Even the so called real Romany gypsies who join in and whinge about travellers and immigrant but whose agenda is not the degrading of their position in the cultural sphere but the fact they have competition from other nomadic, no-mark, knock-off merchants!

No, I do not want any lucky white heather and you can ram your clothes-pegs up your jacksie.

**exbluejob** · 17-08-2011, 09:58

Originally Posted by Wonk_Mog

I've already done that, they are now in hiding because the journos want to interview them about their mong kids

Blah blah blah. Only one person hiding around here chicken.

Originally Posted by Koschei

My name's Wonk Mog, I have no friends,
So I just post on ARRSE instead.
But some woman's inane horseshite,
Drove me out of my tiny mind,
And obsession took over my sheep-like brain,
What a shame.
Because I am... a coward.

So I stalked the bint online,
(I've got no job - I had the time)
Slanderous rumours all about her kids,
Make me feel better about being a flid,
In my excitement I was wanking like a chimp!
What a gimp,
And a total coward.

Along came an angry Crab,
Who said I was a frightful cad,
And he was going to kick my cuntflaps in.
I'm a poof - you know who'd win,
If Hagar came and stomped on my head.
It's 'cause I'm inbred,
That I'm a snivelling coward.

**cernunnos** · 17-08-2011, 10:44

Originally Posted by Trooped_Again

Am I right in thinking that 'Squatter's Rights' are a peculiarity of English & Welsh Law, but not Scots?

Since the damp patch at the top of the map, Scotland, was apparently "ethnically cleansed" during the Highland Clearances by the draconian sassanach Duke of Southerland ( but wasn't he actually a Scottish nobleman?) and his dastardly henchmen, technically and on a point of law, they are all fucking squatters!