Discuss UFO's and the Military in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by pongo6863
I've seen the UFOs reported over Salisbury Plain in the '70s. There's a couple at the AAC museum at Middle Wallop.
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Originally Posted by pongo6863 
I've seen the UFOs reported over Salisbury Plain in the '70s. There's a couple at the AAC museum at Middle Wallop.
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And after actually achieving ftl theres the thorny problem of navigating it.
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Yes, go back and read what I wrote. Earth time and Alpha Centauri time would both be 1300hrs 12 Aug 2015. MY time would be 1305 12 Aug 2011.... in other words, I would have aged 5 minutes. You, and everyone else, would have aged five years... Originally Posted by Drivers_log
- 13-08-2011, 18:23 #44thats a relatively good answer. Originally Posted by tiny_lewis Onetap likes this.is madly in love with the Slug and doesnt care who knows it. from the moment she first got me in a headlock and took my lunch money off me, I knew she was the only girl for me.
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- 13-08-2011, 18:31 #45
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in general terms Originally Posted by maguire
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In theory anyway Originally Posted by maguire "What kind of Terrorist are you?"
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Might I take this Opportunity, and in keeping with the Spirit of ARRSE, to point out that we have abducted the apostrophe from your "thats". Originally Posted by maguire
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You shouldnt of done that. We're mobilising the 2nd Light Ampersand Division and 16 Syntax Brigade, innit.
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