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    Quote Originally Posted by Afghan_Kandak View Post
    ......5ft 11....
    The old man was 6ft! Are you a disappointment to him?
    'Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.' - Sheldon Cooper

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    Quote Originally Posted by maccabonga View Post
    What counts as the border, Watford Gap or river Trent?
    The Tyne you southern gets!
    Just cos you cant hear the voices does'nt mean they are'nt there!

    I think I may be anorexic, everytime I look in the mirror there's a big fat fecker looking back!

    The Snail "Do you wanna see my beaver?" HS "Go on then!"

    The Snail "Oooooo you've touched my beaver!"

    "Why are you not in uniform for your arrival interview Cpl HS?"

    "That'll be because i've dekitted boss!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Punch View Post
    That bloody Wall again. Dividing communities never did the Romans any good - everyone just ganged up on them.

    ( I know Scotch Corner isn't "The Wall" but it's far enough from Newcastle to limit the rape and pillage a little).
    i wouldn't like to walk the twat every day!
    "i believe that roadrage is a terminal illness" er why? "Coz I'll fucking kill yer".that's why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Afghan_Kandak View Post
    Superjb....come to Manchester...we'll have a one on one....I weigh 110 kg....5ft 11....and love grappling....I lll make you feel like a real man...no need for dropping da soap
    AK, Superjb is not a goat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Dow Disciple View Post
    I fight all the time. Infact I am in a gang.
    Right, I've unofficially joined PDD's gang and I'm from Devon. There is actually nowhere harder. Word to my homey.
    'Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.' - Sheldon Cooper

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rabid Chihuahua View Post
    Right, I've unofficially joined PDD's gang and I'm from Devon. There is actually nowhere harder. Word to my homey.
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    We've got your back RC. No more flying solo for you

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    Isnt that ironic? Hardman wanted thread and tropper goes to ground!

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    Right, Cnuts, can't be arrsed looking back. Who's the cnut who
    set the fcuking border at Scotch Corner, if you think me an AK
    are joining the Southern Fcuking Jessies, turn again Whittington,
    you midge bitten mong.

    Warning, I come armed with a GHH 950 Compressor and I'm not
    afraid to use it, Black Puddings at Dawn to whack the Southern
    Puffs and Yorkshire Puddings for the Whisky drinking Wassers.

    Come on then, bring it on, AK is 'Spetz' an' I'm 'Them'

    ........easy peasy!
    Six English Electric EE750/25G axle-hung nose suspended traction motors.
    Weight - 99tons 0cwt
    Maximum tractive effort - 50,000lb
    Total b.h.p - 3,300
    Introduced - 1961
    These evil bwasterds replaced my beloved A1, A2, A3 and A4's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Dow Disciple View Post
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    We've got your back RC. No more flying solo for you

    who the fucks them skinny cunts like?
    "i believe that roadrage is a terminal illness" er why? "Coz I'll fucking kill yer".that's why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rabid Chihuahua View Post
    Right, I've unofficially joined PDD's gang and I'm from Devon. There is actually nowhere harder. Word to my homey.
    Brixham's pretty tasty but no match for Newlyn

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