Discuss arrse hardman champioships. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
Fuck off. We've got two puffs and a ginger doing wor scran.
aye and look at the cunts,obviously delighted as i am with that fucking closet mackem ashley....
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aye and look at the cunts,obviously delighted as i am with that fucking closet mackem ashley.
Originally Posted by TheIronDuke 
Fuck off. We've got two puffs and a ginger doing wor scran.
King_of_the_Burpas likes this."i believe that roadrage is a terminal illness" er why? "Coz I'll fucking kill yer".that's why.
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looking at the miserable cunts,must have been cooked on relegation day,couple of year ago.wonder where ant&dec are,fucking midgets. Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas Mr_Deputy likes this."i believe that roadrage is a terminal illness" er why? "Coz I'll fucking kill yer".that's why.
- 13-07-2011, 00:23 #143No, I think that is Gateshead. The stupid fuckers still didnt see what we did. Baltic, Sage, Angel of the North? You pay for them. Tourists call it 'Newcastle'. Now sort your traffic system Gateshead. You are holding up important people. Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas
Since the North-South devide has moved to the banks of the Tyne on account of soft southern puffs (and their Welsh half-men) bricking it...
Byker, Walker, Shields and anything east of New Bridge Street? Fucking mincers. Dont start me on Seaton Burn and Westerhope criminal scum.If I hate blue Smarties does that make me a racist?
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I shall be up in South Shields next weekend, we can do lunch, love you loads mwah. Originally Posted by TheIronDuke King_of_the_Burpas likes this.Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
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- 13-07-2011, 11:13 #145Sand dancer territory, no thank you! I'm from Waaaaaaallllllssseeeenndd man! Or at least that's how it seems to be said nowadays. Originally Posted by jarrod248 Just cos you cant hear the voices does'nt mean they are'nt there!
I think I may be anorexic, everytime I look in the mirror there's a big fat fecker looking back!
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- 13-07-2011, 11:17 #146
It's like a re-run of fucking 'Spender' in here...................
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They've fucked ova the watter tae Dusseldorf wi' wor Neville to work as a brickie like ya knaaa, man! Originally Posted by cloudbuster cantbearsed2 and superjb like this.T w a t t i p u s
a soldier no more,
Still a massive twat though!
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Fat cunt.... Originally Posted by Afghan_Kandak King_of_the_Burpas and The_Snail like this.3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
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I've got a hard on, does that count?
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You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!
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It'll make you popular in Manchester by the sound of things. Originally Posted by B_AND_T T w a t t i p u s
a soldier no more,
Still a massive twat though!
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