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Legal part of Dale Farm travellers' site is almost empty (From Basildon Recorder)

surprise fucking surprise sheridan clan dodgy as a dodgy thing their off at some other shithole while their "tenants" get the eviction

Get 1 QLR to guard the fuckers?

Originally Posted by vampireuk

For fuck sake, I came up with a fair and level headed solution to this a year or two ago and it still has not being implemented. You load the pikey cunts onto the back of a herc and throw them out over the North Sea from a few thousand feet, those who survive the fall and manage to swim back to our shores will be promptly shot in the back of the head as they fall onto the beach. You cannot say fairer than that.

How pragmatic can you get.........?

I spend my life working in other people's houses, and I have a 95% rule of thumb.

The majority of my customers are honest, decent people, the other 5% vary from difficult to bastards.

Everyone starts out the same, but certain of our rainbow nation, the beepometer goes off the scale, especially these fuckers, I've had nothing but hassle with them, cheating, thieving, just have nothing but contempt for the rest of the human race, sorry, they have nothing but contempt for the human race

Originally Posted by vampireuk

For fuck sake, I came up with a fair and level headed solution to this a year or two ago and it still has not being implemented. You load the pikey cunts onto the back of a herc and throw them out over the North Sea from a few thousand feet, those who survive the fall and manage to swim back to our shores will be promptly shot in the back of the head as they fall onto the beach. You cannot say fairer than that.

Great idea.Sadly the cost of AVTAG and the price of a box of 7.62 will prevent this ever happening.

Originally Posted by Grubby Bum III

Brittany and Normandy get the same problems with pikeys as we do - once they've arrived, crime rises in the area almost immediately; but the French authorities are better organised and usually send them on before they have a chance to settle in. The French also believe that these "people" are ne'er-do-wells who have no relationship to real gypsies (Zigeuners) who are now all but extinct.

Fascinating. We have a monthly "French Market" where I live near BZZ and the 'Frogs' all seems to speak with Irish accents, which I always thought rather odd.

Agree with you about the Zigeuners - they have been sacrificed in order to give Irish pikeys a banner to drape over their caravans.

(er "Banner" is probably the wrong word)

Originally Posted by Legs

Errr... Don't they have their caravans? Surely the whole point of being a 'Traveller' is you have no fixed home and... um... travel.

Maybe Legs they all

"Pack up their troubles in their old kit bag and SMILE, SMILE, SMILE"

[QUOTE=TheIronDuke;3825419]I find your comments crass, shallow and cheap. This is an indigenous people we are talking about and they have human rights you pig ignorant cunt.

The CAT D11 pisses all over the D9 which is frankly, 20th century technology. The CAT D11S is what you want for the sensitive removal of fat ethnic thieves. Myself, I would fit it with the double back ripper in case they could not move their cars or children or fat birds out of the way fast enough. I'd go for the U-Blade myself. It does not have the capacity of the coal blade, this is true. But at a mere 18 tons it is faster in the turns.[/QUOTE Why o Why do you mince your words.

Perhaps ARRSE should give these people a charitable donation, I propose a few puffing billys be placed at their disposal so they can.. well you know the drill.