ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by eodmatt

We often get them turning up near where I live and ... if they don't take heed, they can be shot.

Originally Posted by Troy

They are already near me, but you can have them next with my blessings. Shall I tell them you've invited them all to stay?

I was being sardonic.... frankly, gas the fucking lot of them.

Originally Posted by protectyourself

Ive always had a bit of admiration for travellers, we have to remember they live a different way of life. Im not saying they shoudll be allowed to stay where they are... just that ... lets appreciate the pikeys for being.. pikeys. Though a number are nasty criminals who commit really bad crimes many are good honest builders or workers, and to a certain extent they do have good honest family values, which are lacking in many parts of society today.

You are a journo, sock puppet, hand-wringler, or troll. Frankly, the only "good" travellers are the Romany Gypsies. The bog-trotting thieving whiny-voiced 'travellers' we suffer here should be subject to forced sterilisation. Eichmann was absolutely correct in his view that gypsies are untermench, worth only gassing in an extermination camp - gypsies were not even considered worthy of an existence in a forced labour camp.

But why make the state carry the expense of dealing with the problem? Youths have always 'hung about' in the evenings. They do so out of boredom. So kill two birds with one stone, and make pikey-baiting legal. Of course, some will resist, and injure or even kill some of their aggressors, but that is simply Darwinian selection in action; survival of the fittest (and reduces the chav population too - bonus points all round here). It is not a long-term panacea to the problem of youth boredom, but that is a perennial problem by its very nature.

I'm quite sure it wouldn't be too long before the more intelligent - or those of a military background - capitalise on allowing 'our' youths to engage the enemy in fisticuffs, knife-fights, and small arms firefights; meanwhile, we block their 'camps' with Dragons Teeth and barbed wire, and then hurl petrol bombs amongst the caravans and mobile homes. Fire is of course the historically preferred method of eradicating pestilence, I see no reason to change. We can then pull up a sandbag, bask in the warming glow of the flames, and reminisce about other episodes of paddy-bashing, miner-bashing, G20-protestor bashing, and so forth, whilst supping a bevy to an audio track of burning trash.

One can fantasise. They are scum, pure and simple. Hypocritical theiving scum who whinge like fucking billy-oh that we should respect their rights and customs, but refuse to respect our rights. No concept of 'ownership' or 'property'? They'd have a fucking concept of it if I stole their caravan, or turned half their horses into barbie-fodder.

Pikeys - put your money where your mouth is and invite them to stay in your back garden. The only place I'd invite them to stay is in my oven.

Originally Posted by tiny_lewis

Pikeys - put your money where your mouth is and invite them to stay in your back garden. The only place I'd invite them to stay is in my oven.

You bloody fence sitter.

Originally Posted by tiny_lewis

You are a journo, sock puppet, hand-wringler, or troll. Frankly, the only "good" travellers are the Romany Gypsies. The bog-trotting thieving whiny-voiced 'travellers' we suffer here should be subject to forced sterilisation. Eichmann was absolutely correct in his view that gypsies are untermench, worth only gassing in an extermination camp - gypsies were not even considered worthy of an existence in a forced labour camp.

But why make the state carry the expense of dealing with the problem? Youths have always 'hung about' in the evenings. They do so out of boredom. So kill two birds with one stone, and make pikey-baiting legal. Of course, some will resist, and injure or even kill some of their aggressors, but that is simply Darwinian selection in action; survival of the fittest (and reduces the chav population too - bonus points all round here). It is not a long-term panacea to the problem of youth boredom, but that is a perennial problem by its very nature.

I'm quite sure it wouldn't be too long before the more intelligent - or those of a military background - capitalise on allowing 'our' youths to engage the enemy in fisticuffs, knife-fights, and small arms firefights; meanwhile, we block their 'camps' with Dragons Teeth and barbed wire, and then hurl petrol bombs amongst the caravans and mobile homes. Fire is of course the historically preferred method of eradicating pestilence, I see no reason to change. We can then pull up a sandbag, bask in the warming glow of the flames, and reminisce about other episodes of paddy-bashing, miner-bashing, G20-protestor bashing, and so forth, whilst supping a bevy to an audio track of burning trash.

One can fantasise. They are scum, pure and simple. Hypocritical theiving scum who whinge like fucking billy-oh that we should respect their rights and customs, but refuse to respect our rights. No concept of 'ownership' or 'property'? They'd have a fucking concept of it if I stole their caravan, or turned half their horses into barbie-fodder.

Pikeys - put your money where your mouth is and invite them to stay in your back garden. The only place I'd invite them to stay is in my oven.

You really need to tell us what you think mate.

They can come and stay in my back garden if they want. There's a shit load of nettles, and the possible chance of getting pitch-forked by pensioners if they even drove through our village. In fact, if they even looked at the sign on the A1 at the name of the village, they would be immediately struck down.

Originally Posted by The_Snail

You really need to tell us what you think mate.

Think? I'll tell you what I think. I hate the fuckers. When I was in Bos, I stencilled "Hands off you thieving Gypsy bastards" on my Aladdin Mug. Fast Forward a few years to civvy street, and I take my mug to work. And I have HR on my back - it denigrates an ethnic minority and portrays stereotypes, and is therefore offensive. Who complained? No one - it was seen by an HR bod who had visited to discuss my recruitment needs. Why was nothing said to my face? That would be inappropriate.

Originally Posted by tiny_lewis

You are a journo, sock puppet, hand-wringler, or troll. Frankly, the only "good" travellers are the Romany Gypsies. The bog-trotting thieving whiny-voiced 'travellers' we suffer here should be subject to forced sterilisation. Eichmann was absolutely correct in his view that gypsies are untermench, worth only gassing in an extermination camp - gypsies were not even considered worthy of an existence in a forced labour camp.

But why make the state carry the expense of dealing with the problem? Youths have always 'hung about' in the evenings. They do so out of boredom. So kill two birds with one stone, and make pikey-baiting legal. Of course, some will resist, and injure or even kill some of their aggressors, but that is simply Darwinian selection in action; survival of the fittest (and reduces the chav population too - bonus points all round here). It is not a long-term panacea to the problem of youth boredom, but that is a perennial problem by its very nature.

I'm quite sure it wouldn't be too long before the more intelligent - or those of a military background - capitalise on allowing 'our' youths to engage the enemy in fisticuffs, knife-fights, and small arms firefights; meanwhile, we block their 'camps' with Dragons Teeth and barbed wire, and then hurl petrol bombs amongst the caravans and mobile homes. Fire is of course the historically preferred method of eradicating pestilence, I see no reason to change. We can then pull up a sandbag, bask in the warming glow of the flames, and reminisce about other episodes of paddy-bashing, miner-bashing, G20-protestor bashing, and so forth, whilst supping a bevy to an audio track of burning trash.

One can fantasise. They are scum, pure and simple. Hypocritical theiving scum who whinge like fucking billy-oh that we should respect their rights and customs, but refuse to respect our rights. No concept of 'ownership' or 'property'? They'd have a fucking concept of it if I stole their caravan, or turned half their horses into barbie-fodder.

Pikeys - put your money where your mouth is and invite them to stay in your back garden. The only place I'd invite them to stay is in my oven.

Wot 'e said. Fucking dead right!

The country folk do need a new things to hunt since the Fox became off limits (though fair play to the country people they still do it)

Thinking about it my farmer uncle in the country had a gypsy camp move into the field next door to him, and hes pretty pissed about that, though they have bigger guns than him so he dont bother them much.

Since we killed off all the witches a long time, maybe burning gypsies could be a new national sport. With the Olympics 2012 coming we should be able to have a good 6 months practice before the games.

Originally Posted by tiny_lewis

You are a journo, sock puppet, hand-wringler, or troll. Frankly, the only "good" travellers are the Romany Gypsies. The bog-trotting thieving whiny-voiced 'travellers' we suffer here should be subject to forced sterilisation. Eichmann was absolutely correct in his view that gypsies are untermench, worth only gassing in an extermination camp - gypsies were not even considered worthy of an existence in a forced labour camp.

But why make the state carry the expense of dealing with the problem? Youths have always 'hung about' in the evenings. They do so out of boredom. So kill two birds with one stone, and make pikey-baiting legal. Of course, some will resist, and injure or even kill some of their aggressors, but that is simply Darwinian selection in action; survival of the fittest (and reduces the chav population too - bonus points all round here). It is not a long-term panacea to the problem of youth boredom, but that is a perennial problem by its very nature.

I'm quite sure it wouldn't be too long before the more intelligent - or those of a military background - capitalise on allowing 'our' youths to engage the enemy in fisticuffs, knife-fights, and small arms firefights; meanwhile, we block their 'camps' with Dragons Teeth and barbed wire, and then hurl petrol bombs amongst the caravans and mobile homes. Fire is of course the historically preferred method of eradicating pestilence, I see no reason to change. We can then pull up a sandbag, bask in the warming glow of the flames, and reminisce about other episodes of paddy-bashing, miner-bashing, G20-protestor bashing, and so forth, whilst supping a bevy to an audio track of burning trash.

One can fantasise. They are scum, pure and simple. Hypocritical theiving scum who whinge like fucking billy-oh that we should respect their rights and customs, but refuse to respect our rights. No concept of 'ownership' or 'property'? They'd have a fucking concept of it if I stole their caravan, or turned half their horses into barbie-fodder.

Pikeys - put your money where your mouth is and invite them to stay in your back garden. The only place I'd invite them to stay is in my oven.

By God, sir, I like the cut of your jib!