Discuss Crap hats? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; another para bashing thread is needed lol!! your all hats!!!! keep up with the times! i wear a beanie!!!in winter! ha ha ! and a tasteful baseball cap in summer!!
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another para bashing thread is needed lol!! your all hats!!!! keep up with the times! i wear a beanie!!!in winter! ha ha ! and a tasteful baseball cap in summer!!
maroon is soo out of fashion! pink is the new REAL MENS colour so OA tells me!!!"Dale is my
beeatche now"
- 04-07-2011, 22:08 #132Senior Member
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Are you a bit ..well....on the other bus ?
Originally Posted by woodandy3 
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- 04-07-2011, 22:11 #133 Originally Posted by JoeyDeacon
im on the bus full of nurses on the way to your local NAAFI right now! lol"Dale is my
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What do the windows taste like ? Originally Posted by woodandy3 techno-spastic likes this.
- 04-07-2011, 22:19 #135a bit better than your mother but hey ho !! i will settle for a bag of scampi fries and a pickled egg!!! Originally Posted by JoeyDeacon
oh yeah nearly missed your witty comment of me being a window licker!!
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well played that man - have to try something else...do you putt from the rough ? Originally Posted by woodandy3
- 04-07-2011, 22:23 #137
sorry i just realised this aint the NAAFI BAR !! Im so sorry ! peace and love and hugs an all that!!!
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I have met para types in The Trafalgar in Short Street who were jolly nice. I wouldn't do their job.
I don't know if it is an urban myth, but a wedge of paras were taking the piss out of some QAs, until one of them pointed out the difference between QAs and paras;
'What's that then, split arse?'
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- 04-07-2011, 22:39 #139
Isn't that the war where fuckall happened?
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from that fantastic piece of BBC propaganda in the 80's and from memory - a crap hat was a civvy recruit who hadnt earnt his beret.
most depots required you to earn the beret so its not really anything special IMO.
the paras being speshal though I suppose it meant a lot to those who never got to find out just what it was spot did with the big red ball because they were too busy flushing speccy kids heads down the toiletwhat the world needs is an enema, make that two - just to give it a sense of purpose.
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