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    my kind of Bonus scheme

    One of the biggest insurance companies in the world held a party for salesmen where they were rewarded with the services of prostitutes.

    Munich Re is the world's biggest re-insurer - in other words, the company acts as an insurance company for other insurance companies.

    One of its divisions, Ergo, told the BBC that the party had taken place to reward salesmen in 2007.

    A spokesman said the people who organised it had since left.

    The gathering was held at a thermal baths in the Hungarian capital Budapest as a reward to particularly successful salesmen.
    'Whatever they liked'

    There were about 100 guests and 20 prostitutes were hired.

    A German business newspaper said the prostitutes had worn colour-coded arm-bands designating their availability, and the women had their arms stamped after each service rendered.

    According to Handelsblatt, quoting an unnamed participant, guests were able to take the women to four-poster beds at the spa "and do whatever they liked".

    "After each such encounter the women were stamped on the lower arm in order to keep track of how often each woman was frequented," the paper quoted the man as saying.

    "The women wore red and yellow wrist bands. One lot were hostesses, the others would fulfil your every wish.

    "There were also women with white wrist bands. They were reserved for board members and the very best sales reps."

    A spokesman for Ergo told the BBC that the party had happened, but said it was not the usual way of rewarding their employees.
    BBC News - German insurer Munich Re held orgy for salesmen
    just because i can't spell fasist doesn't mean I don't recognise them when i see one. - vancysgu 17/05/11

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    We didn't get those perks when I worked for a reinsurer.

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    I bet every unit would pass a board of officers, ECI and Techeval etc if they had something like that to look forward to!!
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    100 guests to 20 prozzies?

    Not the best of ratios surely?
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    The company said it had introduced a new code of conduct.
    "We've taken all the right steps to prevent it happening again," he said. "It was a mistake but we are very sure that it was a unique event.
    "The new people of the sales organisation introduced a very personal commitment that these things should not happen again."
    Next year, instead of rewarding their best people, they're going to sub-contract their under-achievers to a Moscow brothel.
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

    "A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

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    Sounds better than the Taliban version of Heaven to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chocolate_frog View Post
    100 guests to 20 prozzies?

    Not the best of ratios surely?
    Worth a nice rumble in the centre of the 'shot though!

    Think about it, done right, only 40 are going to be shit out of luck!

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    I must be missing something as I don't follow your logic.
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

    "A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

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    Quote Originally Posted by chocolate_frog View Post
    100 guests to 20 prozzies?

    Not the best of ratios surely?
    you obviously don't get it. only the achievers get a shag. the others just get teased. ;)

    oh and the management get the best of the hookers.... apparently.
    just because i can't spell fasist doesn't mean I don't recognise them when i see one. - vancysgu 17/05/11

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    Did the best saleswomen get free sex too?
    I used to lead retreats, mate!

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