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Discuss PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.. I need help. Your opinion PLEASE> in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by The_Snail Stop picking on me. You know I am weak and defenceless and wouldn't say a bad word about anyone. You bullies. That's it, I'm in chat now, waiting to be nice ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Stop picking on me. You know I am weak and defenceless and wouldn't say a bad word about anyone.

    You bullies.

    That's it, I'm in chat now, waiting to be nice to people. If I'm nasty it's all your fault.
    Be nasty all you want. Like I fuckin care, I'm not going in there..
    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

    I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia View Post
    Keep the faith, dear chap. The last key in the bunch is often that which opens the door.

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    It must be a big bunch of keys for my right arm is knackered carrying them. well thats what I blame it on!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Stop picking on me. You know I am weak and defenceless and wouldn't say a bad word about anyone.

    You bullies.

    That's it, I'm in chat now, waiting to be nice to people. If I'm nasty it's all your fault.
    If it weren't for the existence of the word "obese"; "weak and defenceless" may be the very last words in the English language that I would apply to you, Lady Dale. Please understand, I mean this as a compliment of the most upmost sincerity.

    I wish I could join you in chat, but my stone aged PC doesn't know what Flash 6 is. Blast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417 View Post
    Be nasty all you want. Like I fuckin care, I'm not going in there..
    You are Bravo_Bravo and I will expect my Fauchon voucher in the mail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia View Post
    You are Bravo_Bravo and I will expect my Fauchon voucher in the mail.

    LB
    He's a much bigger cunt that even the OP of this thread.

    You'll get into chat with IE9..if your stone age PC can download it.
    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

    I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.

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    I've got IE9 and that gorilla thing and i still can't get onto that chat thingy. just says fuck off! wrong user name or password
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcreme View Post

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE all answers welcome.
    Thank God you found arrse! I've been smashing your wife for ages now, and to be honest, she's a bit slack now. The problem I have is, she won't leave me alone! Seriously! I know I'm a quality fuck, and she said you're shite, but please, please, please, take her away from me!

    PS - I taught her to smoke, cos I only fuck cool chicks, and smoking is cool
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    This bloke smokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcreme View Post
    Jeez, a bit hostile guys...
    But what did you expect? This isn't an Agony Aunt site. And you're in the NAAFI ..... have a word with yourself.

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