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    Cock Rings Pros, Cons and your personal stories

    I, for one, like them. I used to keep one in my night table drawer, but ran out of excuses when faced with questions by the offspring. Can't find it since but would not be surprised if it surfaced around the neighbours cat's neck one day...
    Last edited by viceroy; 12-05-2011 at 14:08.
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    Check if one of your kids is using it as a signet ring.
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    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    My mistake
    Move him into the sun -
    Gently its touch awoke him once,
    At home, whispering of fields unsown.
    Always it woke him, even in France,
    Until this morning and this snow.
    If anything might rouse him now
    The kind old sun will know.
    Think how it wakes the seeds, -
    Woke, once, the clays of a cold star.
    Are limbs, so dear-achieved, are sides,
    Full-nerved, - still warm, - too hard to stir?
    Was it for this the clay grew tall?
    - O what made fatuous sunbeams toil
    To break earth's sleep at all?

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    Is this Pro, Con or just your experience?
    Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? (Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?)

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    Cock Rings Pros, Cons and your personal stories
    They interfere with my fillings. Erm I mean.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager View Post
    They interfere with my fillings. Erm I mean.............
    I fucking knew it those pm's you sent me add up now. I thought it was abuse but clearly you were flirting.
    And hence one master passion in the breast, like Aaron's serpent swallows up the rest.

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    I hate them personally, I don't have a huge dong but when I used one it felt like my nearest and dearest was being strangled to death.

    Better to use her ring tbh.

    DC

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    I fucking knew it those pm's you sent me add up now. I thought it was abuse but clearly you were flirting.
    I've been hanging round with my 3 PARA Mortar muckers too much!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager View Post
    I've been hanging round with my 3 PARA Mortar muckers too much!
    You have needs, you don't need a reason, just be proud. Why not get a rainbow coloured crop top and sing 'I am what I am'. Trust me you'll feel batter for it.
    And hence one master passion in the breast, like Aaron's serpent swallows up the rest.

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    You only really need one if you can't keep it up. Anal sex takes a bit of work to stretch them out and makes for a slippery experience so they're quite useful if it's taking a bit of time and / or you don't fancy them that much. The pins and needles feeling in your old fella isn't very pleasent either.
    Sh1te trooper...but super trouper!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wedge35 View Post
    You only really need one if you can't keep it up. Anal sex takes a bit of work to stretch them out and makes for a slippery experience so they're quite useful if it's taking a bit of time and / or you don't fancy them that much. The pins and needles feeling in your old fella isn't very pleasent either.
    Don't stick pins and needles in it then you dizzy old queen.
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    And hence one master passion in the breast, like Aaron's serpent swallows up the rest.

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    Jeez, can you remember "Around the Horne"....... it's just like that on here sometimes LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by wedge35 View Post
    You only really need one if you can't keep it up. Anal sex takes a bit of work to stretch them out and makes for a slippery experience so they're quite useful if it's taking a bit of time and / or you don't fancy them that much. The pins and needles feeling in your old fella isn't very pleasent either.
    Maybe you should try putting it round your cock instead of stuffing it up your bum?

    DC

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    Is this basically a rubber band you use in conjuction with a cock pump if you are not as well endowed as me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thegimp View Post
    Is this basically a rubber band you use in conjuction with a cock pump if you are not as well endowed as me?
    Well my earlier thoughts were of the blood sport, but if you include a dyson and a cable tie maybe, just maybe you will be slightly stiff!?
    Move him into the sun -
    Gently its touch awoke him once,
    At home, whispering of fields unsown.
    Always it woke him, even in France,
    Until this morning and this snow.
    If anything might rouse him now
    The kind old sun will know.
    Think how it wakes the seeds, -
    Woke, once, the clays of a cold star.
    Are limbs, so dear-achieved, are sides,
    Full-nerved, - still warm, - too hard to stir?
    Was it for this the clay grew tall?
    - O what made fatuous sunbeams toil
    To break earth's sleep at all?

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