Useful

**jarrod248** · 12-05-2011, 17:49

Originally Posted by wedge35

You only really need one if you can't keep it up. Anal sex takes a bit of work to stretch them out and makes for a slippery experience so they're quite useful if it's taking a bit of time and / or you don't fancy them that much. The pins and needles feeling in your old fella isn't very pleasent either.

Don't stick pins and needles in it then you dizzy old queen.

**vinniethemanxcat** · 12-05-2011, 19:33

Jeez, can you remember "Around the Horne"....... it's just like that on here sometimes LOL

**Dashing_Chap** · 12-05-2011, 19:36

Originally Posted by wedge35

You only really need one if you can't keep it up. Anal sex takes a bit of work to stretch them out and makes for a slippery experience so they're quite useful if it's taking a bit of time and / or you don't fancy them that much. The pins and needles feeling in your old fella isn't very pleasent either.

Maybe you should try putting it round your cock instead of stuffing it up your bum?

DC

**thegimp** · 12-05-2011, 19:37

Is this basically a rubber band you use in conjuction with a cock pump if you are not as well endowed as me?

**Tinman74** · 12-05-2011, 19:59

Originally Posted by thegimp

Is this basically a rubber band you use in conjuction with a cock pump if you are not as well endowed as me?

Well my earlier thoughts were of the blood sport, but if you include a dyson and a cable tie maybe, just maybe you will be slightly stiff!?

**wedge35** · 12-05-2011, 20:09

Originally Posted by Dashing_Chap

Maybe you should try putting it round your cock instead of stuffing it up your bum?

DC

And maybe you should try getting into a situation where you actually have the opportunity to use one.

**fairy_nuff** · 12-05-2011, 20:45

Gosh it's educational on here!

**See_You_Next_Tuesday** · 12-05-2011, 20:52

I strongly recommend an Oxballs Cock Sling, when used with a little yellow pill it's even better - for me and for her!

**Taff49** · 12-05-2011, 21:05

not me, but a fellow VM who was careful with his readies and resourceful to boot. No shelling out for fancy-dan stainless steel sex toys for him, oh no.
Not when there are perfectly good Land Rover wheel bearings available at no cost from the LAD.
His fiance at that time (later to become his wife) was an adventerous lass and agreed to his kinky and amusing suggestion to pop said wheel bearing onto his hampton
So what if he couldn't get it off again when he was aroused? Nothing a trip to casualty couldn't sort out, was it?
It was upon his arrival at casuality that he realised his fiance's mum was an A&E nurse

**viceroy** · 12-05-2011, 21:31

Originally Posted by Taff49

not me, but a fellow VM who was careful with his readies and resourceful to boot. No shelling out for fancy-dan stainless steel sex toys for him, oh no.
Not when there are perfectly good Land Rover wheel bearings available at no cost from the LAD.
His fiance at that time (later to become his wife) was an adventerous lass and agreed to his kinky and amusing suggestion to pop said wheel bearing onto his hampton
So what if he couldn't get it off again when he was aroused? Nothing a trip to casualty couldn't sort out, was it?
It was upon his arrival at casuality that he realised his fiance's mum was an A&E nurse

Priceless!