ARmy Rumour SErvice

**ECE-Tech** · 08-04-2011, 19:15

Last couple of days, I have been getting back from work and have been greeted by the wife with comments such as.

"Your computer is switched on ready for you, Massa !"

"Here are your slippers, Massa !"

"Here is a beer, Massa !"

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Tonight it got to be too much!.

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"Stop calling me Massa! I wouldn´t be seen dead driving a sodding Ferrari!"

**target_stop** · 08-04-2011, 19:20

Snap!

I would not be seen dead in your wife, frodo baggins looking fish head.

**ECE-Tech** · 08-04-2011, 19:47

Originally Posted by target_stop

Snap!
I would not be seen dead in your wife, frodo baggins looking fish head.

Apart from your post increasing your post count by one, does it achieve anything else ?

Wanker!

**Zarathustra** · 08-04-2011, 19:52

Originally Posted by ECE-Tech

Last couple of days, I have been getting back from work and have been greeted by the wife with comments such as.

"Your computer is switched on ready for you, Massa !"

"Here are your slippers, Massa !"

"Here is a beer, Massa !"

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Tonight it got to be too much!.

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"Stop calling me Massa! I wouldn´t be seen dead driving a sodding Ferrari!"

Who cares?

**target_stop** · 08-04-2011, 19:52

Originally Posted by ECE-Tech

Apart from your post increasing your post count by one, does it achieve anything else ?

Wanker!

Not at all, but thank you for the chance to add another one to my fine count.

Throbber.

**ECE-Tech** · 08-04-2011, 20:07

Originally Posted by target_stop

Not at all, but thank you for the chance to add another one to my fine count.

Throbber.

Why do you use the Username target stop but sign your posts as Throbber ????

And you are still a wanker in my opinion!!!! You have no idea who I am or who who my wife is.
If your comment had been remotely amusing, I would have been laughing with you.

Instead please change your username to match the signature ie "Throbber"

Regards
ECE-Tech

**Zarathustra** · 08-04-2011, 20:10

Originally Posted by ECE-Tech

Why do you use the Username target stop but sign your posts as Throbber ????

And you are still a wanker in my opinion!!!! You have no idea who I am or who who my wife is.
If your comment had been remotely amusing, I would have been laughing with you.

Instead please change your username to match the signature ie "Throbber"

Regards
ECE-Tech

Man up wet pants

**target_stop** · 08-04-2011, 20:16

Originally Posted by ECE-Tech

Why do you use the Username target stop but sign your posts as Throbber ????

And you are still a wanker in my opinion!!!! You have no idea who I am or who who my wife is.
If your comment had been remotely amusing, I would have been laughing with you.

Instead please change your username to match the signature ie "Throbber"

Regards
ECE-Tech

Yes i am sure you were the second man on the balcony, Kudos. Give your vagina a wipe down. Give that giant heed of yours a wobble and trot back off into your cave. It is a bit of banter, you posted in the Naafi.

**Junglynx** · 08-04-2011, 20:22

Originally Posted by ECE-Tech

Why do you use the Username target stop but sign your posts as Throbber ????

And you are still a wanker in my opinion!!!! You have no idea who I am or who who my wife is.
If your comment had been remotely amusing, I would have been laughing with you.

Instead please change your username to match the signature ie "Throbber"

Regards
ECE-Tech

Certainly none of yours have been.

**shiny_arrse** · 08-04-2011, 20:25

Originally Posted by ECE-Tech

Why do you use the Username target stop but sign your posts as Throbber ????

And you are still a wanker in my opinion!!!! You have no idea who I am or who who my wife is.
If your comment had been remotely amusing, I would have been laughing with you.

Instead please change your username to match the signature ie "Throbber"

Regards
ECE-Tech

My bold.
We don't care either.

Shiny