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    What's the "Holy Grail" of unseen celebrity tits?

    Apologies, if this has already been done, but which pair of celebrity tits would you dearly love to see?

    As a younger man, it was Dolly Parton's. I still haven't gotten over the disappointment of seeing her on the front cover of Playboy, only to discover that she kept her clothes on inside.
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    Sandra Bullock is rather shy about getting them out for the boys and I'd pay good money to cop a load of Lucy "Zena Warrior Pricessess" Lawless in the buff.
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    Cherie Blair!
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    All of them over 16 & under 100
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    Quote Originally Posted by HHH View Post
    All of them over 16 & under 100
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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    Cherie Blair!
    You have seen them her husband & father. And a fine pair of tits they are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by devexwarrior View Post
    Sandra Bullock is rather shy about getting them out for the boys and I'd pay good money to cop a load of Lucy "Zena Warrior Pricessess" Lawless in the buff.
    Watch 'Spartacus blood and sand', she gets baps out all the time in that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by devexwarrior View Post
    Sandra Lucy "Zena Warrior Pricessess" Lawless in the buff.
    Beaten to it! See above........

    I always wanted to see Sally Fletcher from Home and Away back in the day. I know someone leaked a home porn video on the net, and I've seen it, but the quality was poor, and not much worth viewing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devexwarrior View Post
    Sandra Bullock is rather shy about getting them out for the boys and I'd pay good money to cop a load of Lucy "Zena Warrior Pricessess" Lawless in the buff.
    Look for a film called "Fire on the Amazon" it features Ms Bullock starkers doing reverse cowboy with a chap. Shite film though.
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    Google is our friend, just found this.

    Celebrity Movie Archive :: Browse
    Steven Seagull is a rotten, intenet bully, a seventh generation cunt, he was born in a state of misery, half-cooked with a mean streak a mile wide. Over the years he has developed a passion for human oddities, presdigitation, tattooing and torture.

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