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Discuss What's the "Holy Grail" of unseen celebrity tits? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by maguire I dont suppose there was a 'does anal on the first date, yes/no?' profile was there? Unfortunately not but I fixed her profile Originally Posted by Little Militia Boy Her chest ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by maguire View Post
    I dont suppose there was a 'does anal on the first date, yes/no?' profile was there?
    Unfortunately not but I fixed her profile

    Quote Originally Posted by Little Militia Boy View Post

    Her chest is well balanced
    To the army, to every soldier in it. I have a bond of attachment quite independent of any political reasonings. I was a soldier at that time when the feelings are most ardent and when the strongest attachments are formed. ‘Once a soldier, always a soldier’ is a maxim, the truth of which I need not insist to anyone who has ever served in the army for any length of time.

    Sergeant Major William Cobbett. 54th Regt of Foot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maguire View Post
    I dont suppose there was a 'does anal on the first date, yes/no?' profile was there?
    Well, how else does she reach Top C?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gun_Brickie View Post
    Well, how else does she reach Top C?
    I'd be more interested in reaching Bottom, and C###.
    Fuck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stonker View Post
    I watched with the sound on.

    I watched with the sound muted.

    Result was the same.

    The voices in my head said (alternately)"Pearl Necklace" and "Cream Pie"

    Who am I to argue?
    This is how I like my religious philosophers...pale, busty and ginger.
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    They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuddles View Post
    This is how I like my religious philosophers...pale, busty and ginger.
    Picky. Always been your problem.

    I'd settle for busty. You want pale, ginger and philosopher as well . . . .FFS

    And I still haven't a clue what (if anything) she said.
    Summer grasses - all that is left of the dreams of soldiers

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    A set of celebrity top-bollocks which I don'tm believe we have covered are those of Mrs Dog herself, the immensely pneumatic Beth Chapman...



    ...who seems to lose weight and gain weight series to series but is never knowingly under-breasted...
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    I love scrolling through this thread on my iPad because one in three flicks sees my pinkie landing on nipple.

    I can also zoom in on flange.

    Ladies without vests gives I a proper twinge on

    Ny pics of lilly bordan from last episode of silent witness would make one come over all of a tizzy.

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    Does anyone have any pics of that gorgeous chunk of busty loveliness called claire from Steps?
    Last edited by syledis; 09-05-2012 at 00:34.
    Brace up, show the movement!

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    Quote Originally Posted by syledis View Post
    Doea anyone have any pics of that gorgeous chunk of busty loveliness called Baroness Warsi ?
    Anyone seen the puppies promised under those tight jumpers she wears?

    "The truth is that commentators rush out their opinions based on their preconceived notions before they know the full facts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuddles View Post
    A set of celebrity top-bollocks which I don'tm believe we have covered are those of Mrs Dog herself, the immensely pneumatic Beth Chapman...



    ...who seems to lose weight and gain weight series to series but is never knowingly under-breasted...
    Wouldn't have an aversion to the odd burger or hot dog by the look of her.
    To the army, to every soldier in it. I have a bond of attachment quite independent of any political reasonings. I was a soldier at that time when the feelings are most ardent and when the strongest attachments are formed. ‘Once a soldier, always a soldier’ is a maxim, the truth of which I need not insist to anyone who has ever served in the army for any length of time.

    Sergeant Major William Cobbett. 54th Regt of Foot.

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